By the sea
One day I値l fly three thousand miles,
meet Martie and dear Mister Toe.
I値l pet Unprecious on the head,
switch cats with them, they値l never know.
Their Needless looks just like my cat,
but sometimes mine is mean as hell.
I値l give them Slippie, run real fast.
Don稚 let them know, please do not tell.
My cat makes me take her to eat
and never lets me out of sight.
When I知 outside she peeps through blinds
and sleeps atop my legs at night.
Be patient, Needless, soon I値l come,
then you can live beside the sea.
I値l feed you pizza, chicken wings
and you値l be comfortable with me.
I値l drink a beer and celebrate,
but something tells me it won稚 work.
I知 feeling guilt about the swap.
I love my cat, feel like a jerk.
But still, it might be worth a try.
If not, then I can switch them back.
After nightfall when it痴 quiet,
I値l put Needless in paper sack.
Dear Martie loves her animals.
I know she値l love my Slippie too.
I値l give Needless a happy home,
am sure Martie won稚 have a clue.