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Toerag
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0 posted 2002-10-16 12:49 PM


Balladeer and his wife,
Made a little plan,
When they decided to make love,
They would use a cue word, that they would understand.

They used the word "typewriter"
Then the kids would never know.
When Balladeer wanted "some"
That was the only word to flow.

He sent his daughter to his wife,
And said go tell your mom,
"Tell her I need to type a letter,
Now go ahead-go on.

She went and told her mother,
What Balladeer had said,
Her mom replied, "Tell him NO,
Cuz right now the "ribbon's red"

Later on that same day,
His wife told his little daughter,
"Go tell your dad that if he wants,
He now can "type" that letter"

Balladeer said that it's too late,
That he made other plans,
Since the typewriter wasn't working,
He wrote the letter out "by hand"



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pure_innocence
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1 posted 2002-10-16 12:55 PM


lmao!!!!!!!!!!!  Hilariously creative and cute. A little realistic, but then the truth is always the funniest. Great write! Do I see a Ballandeer battle in the midst?
Irie
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2 posted 2002-10-16 12:57 PM


ROFLMAO!!!

Toe, once again, everyone at work is wondering why I am laughing.....
I must share this with them,.... well... a select few maybe!  

~*Irie leaves the room still laughing*~


~Sheri

"Don't wait for your ship to come in ...
Swim out to it"

[This message has been edited by Irie (10-16-2002 12:58 PM).]

the_loner_23
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3 posted 2002-10-16 12:58 PM


LMAO Funny stuff

Cold hands means a warm heart

DawnG
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4 posted 2002-10-16 01:00 PM


Toe,

This is so funny. Can't wait to see how Balladeer responds to this one. hehe.

                                Dawn

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5 posted 2002-10-16 01:08 PM


Toe!  You are SO bad!!
You know 'Deer's gonna get ya!
~Hugs~

~ Time has cast a spell on you
  So you won't ever forget me ~

Earth Angel
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6 posted 2002-10-16 01:14 PM


LOL LOL LOL

I know all about code words for the lovin' stuff! When our daughters got older, they asked "Why are you and daddy always in the bathroom fixing the toilet?!?" tehe

Your poem is delightfully funny!

EA

Seymour Tabin
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7 posted 2002-10-16 01:31 PM


Toe,
Well little boy blue, you stuck in your thumb and pulled out a plumb. LOL

WhiteRose
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8 posted 2002-10-16 01:46 PM


Well I guess there really is nothing left to do but sit back and watch the battle unfold.

Too funny, just too funny.

suthern
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9 posted 2002-10-16 02:01 PM


No wonder he's not been posting more often... his hand's exhausted! LOL

You are bad, bad, bad Toe... telling all these secrets. *G* And I love it, so keep up the great work!!!!!!! LOL

Titia Geertman
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10 posted 2002-10-16 03:19 PM



Balladeer too huh!!!!tss,tss,tss

Laughing here Toe.

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

SmartChick
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11 posted 2002-10-16 04:30 PM


Oh my gosh! I can't believe you would tell such tells like this about Balladeer! I am sure he will get you for this.
scorpio
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12 posted 2002-10-16 04:53 PM


So when the typewriter is ready.....balladeer is "keyed" up??

...believe what your heart feels...

Balladeer
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13 posted 2002-10-16 07:46 PM


Well, Toe, you got it wrong again
I'm not surprised, you know
But at my house my Remington
Is ALWAYS on the go!

At your house, though, your wife tells me
Sex is a real home-wrecker.
You type so fast - you're done so soon
While she's a hunt'n pecker!

garysgirl
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14 posted 2002-10-16 07:51 PM


Toe and Balladeer...ya'll are just too much!!!! Never know what to expect, do we?!? Ya'll are SOOOOOO  funny that I can't seem to quit looking to see what ya'll will say next. HaHa!!

Love To All,
Ethel.....garysgirl

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15 posted 2002-10-16 08:19 PM




(big hugggsssssss) Oh Toerag, this is hilarious, sweet friend, now he just needs to get himself a pager so then he's digitally speaking! (smiles) This is hysterical, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

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16 posted 2002-10-16 10:37 PM


heheheheheheheheheheh Thanks J

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