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The Stinky Twinkie Rap Song
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The Stinky Twinkie Rap Song |
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Stinky Twinkie Member
since 2002-11-26
Posts 204Dinwiddie |
ah man, this oughtta be fun. I got inspiration to this particular one from watching Austin Powers Goldmember, you know the part where Dr. Evil is rapping in the jail. Haa haa....good stuff. Anyhoo....just say this to yourself in a wierd voice. Or just use a Dr Evil voice if you want. "I Can Rap Too" I flow with my Mini-me I'm not mini, there's plenty me we walk side by side in perfect symmetry where are my cats with the purrrr-fect chemistry? I'll rap til the end of me I swear by what I do its ok, white boys can rap too dropping bombs like there's no tomorrow-slash-today ignorance springs from crashing the masquerade I got a fresh crew, and a hair don't, its a mess dude going psycho on my tricycle with a flat tire phone card expired, I didn't quit, my job retired because of me, you're acting all bubbley now you're in trouble, B hit the dirt, I'm a sadistic rapper cause static in the wrapping paper with cheese crackers I'm a skillful white boy, was I wrong with that guess? I cause a messy mess with plenty of stress on a matress I ride around in my used Frontier I can't flow with my bro, he's gone out to hunt deer Dinwiddie, yes, I'm from here I'm a dumb guy that needs a hearing aid I dont comprehend, so come here Lend me your ears, I have an announcement to make I'm gonna shave my sideburns and then celebrate of course I'm kidding, I'm smitting with a beatiful lady with a nice rump and she's finer than crack in the 80's tell the willow not to weep, Whitey's coming up the street I'm sitting inside the stereo so I can become one with the beat my cousin is like Snoop Dogg minus all the weed she can flow too, just ask, she'll let you see my dog barks like....no wait I dont have a dog anymore I sold him on ebay then stole him back in a hardware store I'm gonna grow a goatee, or maybe a tee-goat take massive palcebo's and make money at Home Depot bring back the old school, like its nothing but tea yo insert something funny here, I'm all out of jokes I'm an evil clown, and I'm sending out smoke signals I hope you get this, why is life such a riddle? I'm stuck in the middle with the wrong person I punched Elvis Presley with a shower curtain my corn rows are tight, like my flow hey look I'm a demon, do you like my tree of woe? look beyond the exterior, there's a dirty soul waiting to be released ignorance is bliss, I'm glad I'm dumb and almost living in peace Every sentence I say ends with "yo" Imagine that, I'm not black, but white as snow beyond pale, stupid, ugly, and way too hairy, but I'm still wishing you could only see a picture, dear lord, you'd need parental permission I'm like Vanilla Ice all over again smooth as lotion all over your skin I'm gonna stop now before I embarrass myself like a little kid oh wait, its too late, I already did HAHAHAHAHA! Me and a friend have been writing some stuff like this for a while, just for the sake of joking around. -Stinky Twinkie- |
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WindSong Member
since 2002-12-23
Posts 313Long Island, New York |
Lol. Stinky Twinkie that was so funny. You don't suck. Everything had a nice ring to it. Great job. You and your friend should do it more often. Lol. Awesome! Loving you isn't the problem, getting too close is. |
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CloudedDreams Member
since 2002-11-23
Posts 210My Fantasy Realm |
never a dull moment in your work..lol Yes there will be tommorrow, but will you be there to greet it? |
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