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Crestfallen Caribou |
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Stinky Twinkie Member
since 2002-11-26
Posts 204Dinwiddie |
Crestfallen Caribou The president is a group of paper cups A Christmas tree is a bewildered cobra My belt buckle is a Greek god The letter "J" is a broken pencil An air filter is a holy war A dartboard is a sweaty goat A field of wheat is a Band Aid on my toe A bent thumbtack is a crestfallen caribou Your initials are a punishment for loitering in a drug zone A comma is a blank video tape A hammer is an edible meat The song on the radio is a lightning bolt A trash can is a crying bulldozer A shooting star is Paul Bunyan undercover I am the result of Santa and Mary Poppins mating A peninsula is a chewed up stick of gum This poem needs no explaining. -Stinky Twinkie- |
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WinterWren Senior Member
since 2002-12-01
Posts 1044...Coming to |
Humorous as always. Unless I have this one all wrong. WinterWren |
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Stinky Twinkie Member
since 2002-11-26
Posts 204Dinwiddie |
This is my adverstisement for Stinky Twinkie poems: Are you tired of the same ol' thing in poetry? Do poems about love and relationships bore you? If so, Stinky Twinkie is the poet for you. His works are just what you need to get away from the repetitive material that you may find in the world. Stinky's masterpieces have no meaning whatsoever, and are often so abstract that even He doesn't know how we he wrote it. Also, if you like comedy, you will LOVE the Stink Twink. He is known world-wide for His satirical poetry and you need this stuff in your life. If you're sad and no one is there to cheer you up, just look to a Stinky Twinkie poem and you will forget all about the fact that your mortgage is 6 days late and half of your stuff has been repossessed; I PROMISE! Even better, Stinky Twinkie has now written enough serious poems to be nominated for a Nobel Prize For Literature! If this applies to you in any way, go check out some of his works RIGHT NOW! Here is a list of his best stuff: 1)The Battle for Supremacy on the Desk 2)I'm Gonna Eat my Couch 3)Dearly Beheaded 4)The Most Creative Writer 5)$3.75 6)Cemetary Gates 7)What if God quit his "job"? 8)I'm A Saint 9)Yellow Snow These should take your mind to levels you could never reach with normal writings. And best of all, IT'S TOTALLY FREE!!!! All you have to do is go and do a search for Stinky Twinkie's poems and you will be well on your way to a more happy and care-free life. Thank you. yeah, I'm bored and I thought, "What better way to kill time than to promote myself and get people to read my pitiful poems?" -Stinky Twinkie- [This message has been edited by Stinky Twinkie (12-06-2002 06:42 PM).] |
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HopelessRomanticGuy Member
since 2001-08-17
Posts 495LI, New York |
You are a beacon of humor in a sea of sorrows! You lighten the place up! LOL LOL LOL LOL! "You can't hurt meee!! 'Cause I've got on my cheeeeese helmet!" |
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Stinky Twinkie Member
since 2002-11-26
Posts 204Dinwiddie |
If I've said it once, I've said a thousand times, I try my best. -Stinky Twinkie- [This message has been edited by Stinky Twinkie (12-06-2002 11:32 PM).] |
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Smoothy Member
since 2002-12-02
Posts 119The dark side of the moon |
Lay off the mushrooms on your pizza man.lol lol lol! Love conquers all, so I must be in a losing battle. |
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Spine Grinder Senior Member
since 2000-10-28
Posts 1127Standing In Silence... |
haha.very good. very humorous. good job.  What You Can't Have- You Can't Resist |
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devinechild22 Senior Member
since 2002-08-28
Posts 571 |
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! *Allison* |
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Stinky Twinkie Member
since 2002-11-26
Posts 204Dinwiddie |
thanks. that's it. -Stinky Twinkie- |
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