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I'm Going To Eat My Couch

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Stinky Twinkie
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since 11-26-2002
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0 posted 12-02-2002 11:58 PM       View Profile for Stinky Twinkie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Stinky Twinkie's Home Page   View IP for Stinky Twinkie

aahh the things boredom will do to you......


I'm Going to Eat My Couch

The wonderful feeling of boredom
It's too cold to go chasing possums,
and it's too dark to watch the reindeer,
but I will eat to stop my hunger pains.

To my surprise, there is no food.
what in the name of Remote Controls do I do?
I spot the couch, sitting quietly.
It makes me more hungry.

So I pounce on it, and take a bite.
mmmmm.......delicious!
And it didn't even bite back,
like the cats and rabbits do.

The foam inside tastes like dust,
but it's the best dust I've ever had.
The covers remind me of the toilet paper
that they have in KFC bathrooms.

It tastes so good
I couldn't imagine
doing anything else
than eating my couch.


I don't know why it is, but whenever I finish a poem I never like it.This one was no exception. I'm beginning to run out of "funny" (or what everyone tells me is funny) ideas, so perhaps I will turn my attention to serious poems. Not that anybody here actually cares about this, I just thought I'd mention it.

-Stinky Twinkie did not take his medicine today-


[This message has been edited by Stinky Twinkie (12-03-2002 12:24 AM).]

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Star T
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since 07-12-2002
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1 posted 12-03-2002 12:03 AM       View Profile for Star T   Email Star T   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Star T

hey twinkie i REALLLY would love to read a "real" poem from u soon.i'm looking out for u...
WinterWren
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2 posted 12-03-2002 12:12 AM       View Profile for WinterWren   Email WinterWren   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WinterWren's Home Page   View IP for WinterWren

It was a funny poem, which I think are rather rare. We need more of them! I don't know why but I personally find them hard to write.

WinterWren
"I want you to believe in life. Will you find out who you are too late, to change? -Dishwalla-

Stinky Twinkie
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Dinwiddie


3 posted 12-03-2002 12:27 AM       View Profile for Stinky Twinkie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Stinky Twinkie's Home Page   View IP for Stinky Twinkie

they'll be some serious ones coming within the next day or two. I've got a couple already written and I think they're pretty good. I will try my best to keep the funny ones coming as well, but it's getting tougher and tougher.

-Stinky Twinkie thought that Santa was real up until yesterday-
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4 posted 12-03-2002 01:58 AM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Hey you I don't think you suck, I don't think you should stop writing humor, and I also think that you should wait until inspiration comes... don't force the humor to come out, okay? I love all your poems, you bring a twist to Teen that I haven't seen in a long while, if ever. And who says that serious poems are "real" poems, hmm? *grins* send me a mail if you ever feel like it.

No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot.
~ Arthur (Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail)
I'm Rhondiforous!

roxywrestlegirl04
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since 10-29-2002
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good ole DINWIDDIE


5 posted 12-03-2002 06:21 AM       View Profile for roxywrestlegirl04   Email roxywrestlegirl04   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for roxywrestlegirl04

nice nice nice....i like this one....maybe you should start writing about cows or something..hehe...anywayz..i liked this one....and i am SO excited about the "serious" poems you are talking about writing!!! WOO HOO...haha...great job!
              

live,love,and die...but take RISKS..thatz what makes life worth the living, love worth the heartache,and death the new beginning!

smiley
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6 posted 11-13-2003 07:40 PM       View Profile for smiley   Email smiley   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for smiley

hehe. i liked this one with all the others!
 
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