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Stinky Twinkie
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since 2002-11-26
Posts 204
Dinwiddie

0 posted 2002-11-28 05:33 PM


Foxoppatomus

A fox crept along a cardboard road.
Then, a hippopotamus jumped from behind
a bush and bit his head off.

I Am Not an Electric Socket...

I am not an electric socket
but I am bar stool,
and I am a bed,
and I am a doorknob,
and I am Bozo's little brother.
I am a Cherokee Indian,
and I am a chair leg,
and I am a dictionario
and I am a goat, undercover.
I guess I just blew my cover.....stupid me.

Porkchops

I smell like pork chops
freshly baked in the oven
I smell like pork chops
so the pigs give me no loving........anymore.

(I realize that I made a reference to smelling like pork chops in another one of my masterpieces, but thats ok because I'm stupid.)



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lildevil
Junior Member
since 2002-11-21
Posts 47
missouri,usa
1 posted 2002-11-28 07:43 PM


ok? i guess funny atleast
i guess i just dont understand poetry like this

Stinky Twinkie
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since 2002-11-26
Posts 204
Dinwiddie
2 posted 2002-11-28 07:59 PM


That's ok, no one understands it. As a matter of fact, there isn't really anything to understand.  I just now realized that those three poems were probably the worst I've ever written.  I suck, but hey, at least I'm not a tree.
Spine Grinder
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since 2000-10-28
Posts 1127
Standing In Silence...
3 posted 2002-12-07 08:11 PM


heh...i'm laughing on the inside...honest..sorry, i kinda didnt get these...

What You Can't Have- You Can't Resist

dgvarner
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since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552
High Springs, Florida
4 posted 2003-02-22 01:56 AM


you are so not right....!  but hey, this is fun..looking you up..*teehee giggle snort*..oops..pardon me..

my friend put me up to this..reading you...youre demented man..but i like that in a person...!

ok, she's telling me you write serious stuff too..now i'm scared for you..

must go read serious stuff..watch me put on my serious face...gotta go..while i'm in semi-serious mode...see ya!

hugs, g

"laughter is the shortest distance between two people"  - victor borge

Pollita
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since 2002-07-25
Posts 220
the unknown realm of insanity
5 posted 2003-02-22 09:31 AM


Yes, the pigs dont love any of us anymore.
You're a goat? SWEET! You're talented.
And this forum needs your view of things.
...Hey, is the fox alright?.
It's great to see that you are so funny.
Your going in my library! well done!

Skyfire
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Riding
6 posted 2003-02-22 10:09 PM


ROFL I must be one of the few who understands warped, twisted, beautiful humour like this *grins insanely*
Keep up the good work

Sometimes you find a friend where once there wasn't one. Sometimes you find a love where once there was a friend.

*Belabebeautiful*
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Posts 696
washington, USA
7 posted 2003-02-23 02:04 AM


Hehe...

People always ask me why I don't look toward my future I tell them to many interesting things are happening today.
~Bella~

Dopey Dope
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San Juan, Puerto Rico
8 posted 2003-02-24 06:42 PM


I think you have a creative mind....no matter how stupid you might want us to believe you or your poems are

well done on these.


Look at the sun and burn your eyes. You'll be fine in the end.

majnu
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9 posted 2003-02-26 03:04 AM


ROTFLMAO

no other words.

-majnu
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Timid thoughts be not afraid. I am a Poet.

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