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Toerag
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0 posted 2002-10-09 11:26 AM


It's almost now that time of year,
To dress scary like Balladeer,
Scare those kids, hand out candy,
Make my day and just feel dandy.

Trick or Treat, that's what they say,
How those darlings love to play.
Wear a mask, growl and scream,
Scare them kids and act real mean.

Pumpkins carved like poltergeists,
Only cuz I am so nice,
Play horror music loud and clear
Watch them kids run off in fear.

What the hell, we want fun too?
Buy cheap candy, that will do.
Two thousand pieces-a buck or two,
Broccoli suckers, (They're good for you).

Those older gals-dressed like Elvira,
Get "more" than candy, if they desire ya.
"Hi little girl, you're dressed so fine,
Come on in for a real good time!"

"How old are you?-Twenty eight?
Come on in, ya look just great."
Ain't Halloween just fun and dandy?
Hey little girl, ya want some "candy?"

"It's okay, come on in,
I'm not one of those "kind" of men.
Reach down in here-in my front pocket,
A big surprise, might be 'chock-lit?"


[This message has been edited by Toerag (10-09-2002 11:31 AM).]

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Krishankins
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1 posted 2002-10-09 11:29 AM


This piece is definitely fit for halloween. Reminds me of an Ozzy song. Mr. Tinkertrain.

Nice job!

Hey dog, did you see the size of that chicken!?

Earth Angel
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2 posted 2002-10-09 11:33 AM


Well, I know where I'm going trick-or-treating! I want some of that choc-lit! tehe

Sounds like you go all out for Halloween! I dress up and play scary music and have lanterns and pumpkins all over the place!

~ Don't forget to wear a mask so you don't frighten all the little children! hehe ~

Linda

Seymour Tabin
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3 posted 2002-10-09 11:50 AM


Toe,
You sure you got pockets? LOL

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4 posted 2002-10-09 02:06 PM


My birthday's not far away
Could I just skip the candy?
Searching through sweet Toerag's jeans
Certainly sounds dandy!
A greater gift I've never had
It would be such a treat!
By the way, Toerag, dear friend
This poem can't be beat!!!

*G* I love this, Toe... with broccoli suckers and a Balladeer mask, you'll certainly scare away all the kids... giving you more time to devote to the ladies. *G*

the_loner_23
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5 posted 2002-10-09 02:09 PM


LMBO

Cold hands means a warm heart

Mistletoe Angel
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6 posted 2002-10-09 03:01 PM




(giggles in delight) Yes, be sure to put on that mask, and make way for the sugar-coated broccoli stalks! (smiles) Looks like you're all set for Halloween, sweet friend, yay, don't eat too much now, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Balladeer
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7 posted 2002-10-09 04:10 PM


She wouldn't get a treat
Cause you are such a meanie
And all the gals who know you know
You have a little holloweenie.

They'll come over here
To good guy Balladeer.
I'll fill their sack with things divine
And hope that one day they'll fill mine!

Madame Chipmunk
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8 posted 2002-10-09 04:13 PM


How absolutely naughty, Mr.Toe
     


Lyra

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"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

[This message has been edited by Madame Chipmunk (10-09-2002 04:14 PM).]

Toerag
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9 posted 2002-10-09 04:22 PM


LOL a Balladeer's reply...it's about time ya showed up around here ya old fart...and thank you all for the nice replies...
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