It's Friday night at Wal-Mart!
I am set and dressed to go!
It is time to get a head start
To the greatest place I know.
Parking lot is full already
Though the night has just begun
Hey! It's Friday night at Wal-Mart!
This is gonna be such fun!
I can see the Wal-Mart shoppers
Seeking bargains left and right
Young and old and teeny-boppers
Buying everything in sight.
Grab a large bag or a small cart
Load it up till it gets full
'Cause it's Friday night at Wal-Mart
And I'm charging like a bull!!!
Take a walk to Sports department,
Grab a putter....practice putts.
People eye me in amazement
Thinking I am slightly nuts
Maybe so but I've a good heart
Never bothered anyone.
It's just Friday night at Wal-Mart
And i'm having lots of fun!!
Over to the Book department
Read my favorite magazine
Browse through Time, S.I. and Newsweek
Reader's Digest, Silver Screen.
You won't ever catch me fall short
Of the news that's happening
When it's Friday night at Wal-Mart..
It's an academic thing!!!
I may ogle pretty misses
Dressed in shorts and mini-skirts.
In my mind I send them kisses
Though I don't overtly flirt.
Love to watch the girls in tight shorts
Reach for items on the shelf.
Yep, it's Friday night at Wal-Mart
And I just can't help myself!!
Shoe department is my next stop,
Look for something comfortable..
Sneakers, loafers, boots and flip-flops
Try them till I've had my fill.
Never buy them - I just like to
Revel in the way they feel.
It is Friday night at Wal-Mart..
Such an economic deal!
You can saunter to the Snack Bar,
Grab a dog and cherry coke,
Have a meal that will go far
Without making you go broke.
Have a seat and watch the shoppers
Walking up and down the aisle.
I love Friday nights at Wal-Mart!
How they always make me smile!
There are other things to do here...
Try out toys in Juvenile,
Head on over to Electronics,
Watch some t.v. for a while.
Sniff the flowers in the Garden Shop..
Their perfume fills my nose.
There is so much more to Wal-Mart
Than a rack or two of clothes!
But it's late - my age is showing
And I musn't overdo.
Time to get my body going
Now that Friday night is through.
Week-end's now off to a great start
Since I had a real good time
Spending Friday night at Wal-Mart
And I didn't spend a dime!!!!