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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-09-26 11:46 AM


There's many reasons
We all post here,
Some make laughter
Some bring tears.

I post my crap
Mostly for fun,
With no intention
To offend but "one"

That's Balladeer,
He's so much fun,
Doesn't take things seriously,
"And he chews gum."

[This message has been edited by Toerag (09-26-2002 11:58 AM).]

© Copyright 2002 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27
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Realms of Light
1 posted 2002-09-26 12:47 PM


"Offensive Poetry" caught my eye. I thought to myself, this angel better jump in here quickly before this one gets deleted!

Turns out, this isn't offensive at all! It is actually quite benign---- which is the way all tumors (I mean humors)should be! hehe

Luvya

Linda

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (09-26-2002 12:48 PM).]

Miah
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since 2002-08-26
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Pennsylvania
2 posted 2002-09-26 01:24 PM


hehehhe.  That's so cool.  thanks for the lighthearted read.  
Irie
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Washington State
3 posted 2002-09-26 01:25 PM


~*Chuckle*~

Toe, you always seem to make me smile, and when I most need it!

Thank you Sir!

~Sheri

"Don't wait for your ship to come in ...
Swim out to it"

suthern
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Louisiana
4 posted 2002-09-26 01:52 PM


Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? LOL

I like this very much, sweets... whatever your reasons for writing, I'm so very glad you do. *S*

Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
5 posted 2002-09-26 02:13 PM


How DARE you besmirch my good name, varmit!?!

I shall not lower myself to engage in such petty displays of tripe such as this....oh, yes, I will!!!

See ya soon, maggotman

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07
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Tamarac Fla
6 posted 2002-09-26 02:43 PM


Toe,
If that means your goung to be at the poets meeting, I'll be glad to meat you. PS. Never saw Mike chew gum.

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14
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Canada eh.
7 posted 2002-09-26 02:46 PM


Toe...you are too cute for your own britches!
But we luv ya anyway!
~Hugs~

~ Time has cast a spell on you
  So you won't ever forget me ~

jellybeans
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Posts 2298

8 posted 2002-09-26 04:35 PM


rofg@too cute for his own britches...maybe we should de-pants him?........
rofg...toe, just got one thing to say...don't stop!!!!!!1

Mistletoe Angel
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9 posted 2002-09-26 05:00 PM




(giggles in delight) Oh, is he chewing gum now? LOL! This is delightful, sweet friend, you are a delight and riot to us all, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

BtwnRockandHardPlace
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since 2001-10-23
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NJ, USA
10 posted 2002-09-26 05:04 PM


good title. I almost felt compelled to read it, just to see why.
Pilgrimage
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since 2001-12-04
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Texas, USA
11 posted 2002-09-26 05:36 PM


You always give me a chuckle. Like Keth says, Write On!

Nan(Pilgrim variety)

Bill Charles
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since 2000-07-11
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highways, & byways, for now
12 posted 2002-09-26 07:36 PM


Toerag - well I didn't know that...

BC

Nightshade
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just out of reach
13 posted 2002-09-26 08:00 PM


Toe - Awww, now you've gone and ruined my image of Balladeer....bubble gum chewing, and blowing bubbles? lol.  Enjoyed this write. Chris

Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away.

Krishankins
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Texas
14 posted 2002-09-26 08:01 PM


Toe, as always, so pleasant to read your work!

Hey dog, did you see the size of that chicken!?

Gemini
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since 1999-12-15
Posts 1203
Wisconsin, USA
15 posted 2002-09-26 08:11 PM


Ah, there you guys go again, just the way I like them, cute and sassy.
wayoutwalt
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TEXAS (it's all big)
16 posted 2002-09-26 08:12 PM


just not while walking he don't
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