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Open Poetry #22

Funny Stuff (Prt. 1)

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

0 posted 2002-09-20 01:32 PM

I got the funniest e-mail
Ask the funniest questions
And gave the funniest answers
It was so hilarious

1. How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
I never knew hell was in water
But I guess it can be

2.What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam
For goodness sakes
That can at least
Spell the word right
But that is alright

3. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?
Polaroids
That has to be a mighty bad form of herroids
All I can say is Ouch
It got to hurt to have a frozen hemerroid

4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick
Hey at least the dog will bring it back
If it doesn't come back
On its own
LOL

5. What do you call chesse that isn't yours?
Nacho chesse
If it is nacho chesse
Then please give it back
Or just eat it

This is all for part one
But more of the funny stuff
Will be on its way

Cold hands means a warm heart

FuzzyFrazzledFraggle
Member

since 2002-09-20

Posts 155
Fraggle Rock

1 posted 2002-09-20 01:34 PM

LOL absolutely hillarious!! I've never gotten such an email...loved it!! I look forward to more of your work...

ThunderMage
Senior Member

since 2002-06-20

Posts 812
Canada

2 posted 2002-09-20 01:34 PM

Gotta love it. And it was "Dam" as in what a beaver builds to stop water from getting to his home.

What is life without poetry and adventure?
"Little sister" is just another way of saying "Guardian Angel"!

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

3 posted 2002-09-20 02:03 PM

the_loner_23
Funny stuff, enjoyed.

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

4 posted 2002-09-20 03:16 PM

(giggles) Well, for the one who invented nacho cheese, how would he call it then? (smiles) I too wonder where the whole Polaroid joke came from, this must have been quite an e-mail, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

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