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Thomas119gold
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since 2002-06-03
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Biloxi, MS (city by the sea)

0 posted 2002-09-13 12:41 PM




Fifty Fifty
sounded fair
until she wanted MY CHAIR
I said heck no I would rather
lose my hair

Then my dog, bike, boat
and all my football collection
Man oh man I reckon she wants Eighty twenty
to get her satisfaction

We were to be friends and
share the pup
until it was all grown up

Now she has me living in a hut
I called her a proctologist
because she was putting it in my
"SHUT UP" she yells

Then I notice something smells
as a greasy smiling LIAR walks in
wearing his three piece pin stripe suit

I would love to give him the boot
She says he is the best
and fifty fifty will be put to the test

It sounded fair to start
Man oh Man this is going
to crush my heart

Because, I just know she is getting my chair
Oh by the way
I'm starting to lose my hair


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the_loner_23
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since 2002-06-08
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Jacksonville, Florida, USA
1 posted 2002-09-13 12:43 PM


LOL This was good. I needed the laugh.

Cold hands means a warm heart

paladin
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2 posted 2002-09-13 12:45 PM


Reminds me of my divorce.My wife got the cold and I got the shaft.

paladin

Sudhir Iyer
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since 2000-04-26
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Mumbai, India : now in Belgium
3 posted 2002-09-13 12:47 PM


so much for a pup, eh...

hey nice one, this...

regards,
sudhir

Earth Angel
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Realms of Light
4 posted 2002-09-13 12:50 PM


Your humor lightened up a very heavy scenario!

P.S. Hopefully it was just the stress that caused some of your hair to fall out. Once the "cause" of the stress is out of your life, hopefully your hair--will come back in!

Take Care

Earth Angel

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Gaia
5 posted 2002-09-13 12:57 PM


Oh my! Sounds like your chair is history.
And the hair? Bald is beautiful.
But I'm not sure Broke is beautiful.
Thanks for a chuckle, sorry it's at your expense today.

Thomas119gold
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6 posted 2002-09-13 01:17 PM


Its Ok its the past and we all move on but if you can't laugh at that you will never have fun
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