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Planet's Funniest Animals

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0 posted 09-10-2002 09:53 PM       View Profile for the_loner_23   Email the_loner_23   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for the_loner_23

A bear is slowly walking
Down the snow covered hills
In a drunken stupor
Slids down the hill
And does a flip
And wonders
What happened to me

A cat is playing
With the empty toilet paper holders
And gets it stuck on his head
Runs around like
Get it off

A cat goes crazy
Just because
On the inside
A person is pointing
A finger at him

A woman pays a dollar
To see how a camel kisses
The camel licks her mouth
And she goes running

A dog is on the bed
The pillow isn't soft enough
So he starts to fluff
The pillow
Oh what a mess

There are truly funny animals
Out in the world today
They are truly unique
And not always trained

Cold hands means a warm heart

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1 posted 09-10-2002 10:20 PM       View Profile for Pilgrimage   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pilgrimage

My mom's got a fat old cat who sleeps on top of the wall-heater. It's not as big as she is, and sometimes she falls off. It has to hurt, but she always gets up and walks away like she MEANT to fall off! She's hilarious.

Nan(Pilgrim variety)

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2 posted 09-10-2002 10:34 PM       View Profile for A. L. Becker   Email A. L. Becker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for A. L. Becker

what an unusual poem.  your style and sense of humor brought a smile to my lips!!!!

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Let us go and make our visit."

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3 posted 09-10-2002 10:39 PM       View Profile for ThunderMage   Email ThunderMage   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ThunderMage

That bear sounds like me. LOL

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4 posted 09-10-2002 10:43 PM       View Profile for Madame Chipmunk   Email Madame Chipmunk   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Madame Chipmunk's Home Page   View IP for Madame Chipmunk

Oh what a cute poem, Julie...
I used to have a cat that answered the telephone...
I had to train either a pet or a child to do something... it was an assignment for a psychology class in graduate school...
My kids were untrainable so I trained the cat...
This was in the days before answering machines...
Every time the phone rang, he would knock it off the hook and meow into it...

and then there was the chipmunk who wanted to mate with the stone chipmunk on our sundial....
Animals are so cute!!!
~ hugs from a silly chipmunk


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5 posted 09-10-2002 11:04 PM       View Profile for Mistletoe Angel   Email Mistletoe Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Mistletoe Angel's Home Page   View IP for Mistletoe Angel

(giggles in delight) Awwwwwww, I love animals so so much, I think they are one of God's most gorgeous creations and bring much joy and color to life! (kiss on cheek) I love it, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."


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6 posted 09-11-2002 04:29 AM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

ROTFL. Animals really can be a riot, and this poem gave me a good laugh.
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7 posted 03-14-2003 01:30 PM       View Profile for Local Parasite   Email Local Parasite   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Local Parasite's Home Page   View IP for Local Parasite

What about manatees?  They're pretty funny too.  Maybe if they save a drowning clown or something...
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