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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-08-30 04:43 PM

I was reading my Bible,
(So you'd guess this was fiction)
But even a Toerag,
Has a little religion.

I read about Samson,
When his hair was so long,
Then after a "trimming"
His strength was all gone.

I studied 'bout Noah,
His arc and such,
All of the animals,
And it raining so much.

Then I read about Adam,
His wife's name was Eve,
From one little rib,
Who wouldda believed!

I was on my couch,
My side started to ache,
Not being a grouch,
No complaining I'd make.

The pain was terrible,
Thought I was losing my life,
I thought for a moment,
I was having a wife!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (08-30-2002 04:49 PM).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-08-30 05:21 PM

ROFLMAO... I love this, sweets! *S*

But I'm not guilty of this pain afflicted upon your dear self... I'm a pain in the neck and/or the rear.... and okay, a tad of indigestion here and there... that's enough. *G*

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

2 posted 2002-08-30 07:07 PM

Perplexed and a sufferin'
By the pain in my can
I soon was a gruntin'
And gave birth to a man

LLL
L

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

3 posted 2002-08-30 07:17 PM

LMAO

Cold hands means a warm heart

Magnus

Member Laureate

since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

4 posted 2002-08-30 07:24 PM

OH YES....ROTFLMBO!!!X3

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

5 posted 2002-08-30 07:50 PM

As far as your religious training goes, I happen to know for a fact that you are still wondering how Jacob could tie his ass to a tree and walk forty miles!

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

6 posted 2002-08-30 09:51 PM

Toe...it's always a toss-up...do I read you for the cleverness you impart, or the repartee that comes about from your cohorts?

Ha! Both!

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

7 posted 2002-08-30 11:11 PM

Toerag - but you were, you were having a wife. See, she's right behind you!!! hehehe

BC

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

8 posted 2002-08-31 06:42 AM

You were having a wife
you should be so lucky!
with a pain in the side
it was probably a truckie

Looking for directions
to find his own way
while you read the Bible
and taught him to pay (errr pray)
Kethry

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

9 posted 2002-08-31 09:08 PM

You were having a wife
oh what a prediction
My dear friend, Mr.Toe
but I know this is fiction

LOL Balladeer about Jacob tying his ass to a tree... but I believe that the bible said that Jacob tied his ass to a tree and mounted it...

and then he wandered in the desert for 40 years... or maybe it was 40 days... But I know that the "mounted" it is correct because when I was in Sunday school at age 9... we all took turns reading from the bible... and guess which passage I had to read?

There were only 2 girls in the class and I was so embarrassed that I decided that it wasn't worth all of that to learn Hebrew anyway... and I never went back...

~ hugs from a blushing chipmunk

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

Neeraja
Senior Member

since 2002-06-22

Posts 812
The Netherlands

10 posted 2002-09-01 06:46 AM

Hahaha... a wife called 'Indigestion'!!!

Neeraja

Krissy
Senior Member

since 2002-02-22

Posts 556
kent England

11 posted 2002-09-06 06:16 PM

Toe hi there this is really funny a really good riposte I love these fights, they add such a sense of fun to the forum.

You are a very good writer, mum was right when she said don't forget to read a Toe poem if you can. Wonderful, but it's a good job I didn't have another mouthful of coffee otherwise the keyboard would have been soaked.

Really laughing at 'Deer's response, onion rings? Oh really, hehehehehehe!
Love and warm stuff
As always
Krissy

And while thy willing soul transpiers
at every pore with instant fires
Andrew Marvell 1621-1678

VAS
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-16

Posts 7450
Oregon

12 posted 2002-09-06 06:36 PM

That is so absolutely funny, even if I did see it coming. So was she beautiful and all?

btw, some really spooky reading: Isaiah 30 and 31 in the New International Version.

It's like recent current events being described back in Isaiah's time.

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

Zall
Member

since 2002-08-25

Posts 214
London, England

13 posted 2002-09-06 08:03 PM

I like it, caught me off gaurd!

Zall

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