The teacher said, "Now, class, we're going to have a little quiz.
Please give examples of how ugly Toerag really is.
We all know that he has a face that looks like some disease
But try to be a little more specific, if you please."

Little Billy hollered out, "That Toerag sure is rank.
They turn off the cameras when he walks into a bank!
Don't need no mask on Halloween - his face scares kids alone.
He's so ugly that he has to Trick or Treat by phone!!!"

Pretty Mary said, "That Toerag is an ugly guy!
He's so ugly that I've heard he can make onions cry.
His mother calls him Scooby-Doo and treats him like a pet
And I'll bet almost anything his doctor is a vet!"

Johnny said, "When Toe throws boomerangs, they don't come back.
He gives Freddy Krueger nightmares and anxiety attacks.
Before his mother breast-fed him she had to get real high
And folks say he's so ugly he can make a blind kid cry!!"

"They put tinted windows on his incubator", Jenny said.
"If ugliness was a crime he'd get the chair and wind up dead.
When his mom went into labor all the doctors went on strike.
He's so ugly he can't hail a bus....he rides a bike."

Around the room the teacher went...each student had his say.
The teacher praised each one and gave the class a great big "A"!
"How smart you children are!!", she smiled and giggled with delight.
"There is no doubt the face of Toerag is a horrid sight!!!!!"