She Ran Outta Gas, (A Love Story)

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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-08-02 05:31 PM

Balladeer was lonely,
Had never had a date,
He was shy and homely,
And really over weight.

He'd go to high school dances,
Just stand against the wall,
While everyone was having,
A real good time and all.

At overeater's annonymous,
He was eating some tofu,
A lady just about his size,
Said, "Hello, how are you?"

This was the beginning,
Of a romance made in heaven,
Four hundred pounds weighed Balladeer,
She weighed four "0" seven.

They were married in the Spring,
All was great but one small thing,
Balladeer continued to grow,
His young brides waist began to go.

They went to see the doctor,
Just to find out why,
She was getting smaller,
He'd gone up in size.

Then the doctor told her,
It was plain to see,
"Before you married "him"
No gas you could release.

You didn't have the means,
For your bowels to clear,
You didn't have a rectum,
Till you married Balladeer.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (08-02-2002 05:38 PM).]

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

1 posted 2002-08-02 05:33 PM

LOL

Cold hands means a warm heart

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

2 posted 2002-08-02 05:48 PM

so bad are you....

M

[This message has been edited by nakdthoughts (08-02-2002 05:48 PM).]

Bridget Shenachie
Senior Member

since 2002-01-23

Posts 1056
Kansas USA

3 posted 2002-08-03 07:54 AM

Hi Toe!

So that's where you finally located Balladeer.
I never would have thought of looking THERE!

LOL

Shenachie

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

4 posted 2002-08-03 11:18 AM

Toerag - so this is what happen when he was married that day. H'mmmm, 400 lbs, eh???

BC

Magnus

Member Laureate

since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

5 posted 2002-08-03 11:57 AM

You guys are tooo much and tooo cruel.....
This is good.....I never thought of 'Deer
as being that.....until now...

PearlsB4Swine
Member

since 2002-02-01

Posts 130
where the heart finds me

6 posted 2002-08-03 07:21 PM

RECTUM! Hell!

It nearly KILLED 'em!!

[This message has been edited by PearlsB4Swine (08-03-2002 07:22 PM).]

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

7 posted 2002-08-03 07:26 PM

Well, Mr.Toe...
You sure can get low

funny anyway

~ laughing hugs

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

8 posted 2002-08-05 09:52 AM

There! Yassee????? I just KNEW Bal was good for something.... didn't I tell ya? LOL

ROFL... I love this, sweets... thanks for the morning grins! *S*

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