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LWF31407
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0 posted 2002-07-17 02:47 AM



High School Fotball Game

Coach talking to His quarterback.....
Saud "YWe got the ball. You run 3 times then punt. REGARDLESS!"
Started at their own 20.
Ran the ball first time - 65 years to the opposing 15 yard line. ran again 3 yards to the 12,
ran again 10 years to the 2 yard line.

So they did like the coach said and punted first and goal at the 2. that ball went sailing out of the stadium. Coach mad ''BOY GET OVER HERE NOW''..
"Coach"
Son look at me. I aimt mad at you , aint gonna hurt you. YOu ddid what I told you. BUT YOU NOT KNOW THE SITUATION! HWHY YOU PUNT?
You must be the stupidest football coach there is

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1 posted 2002-07-17 11:55 AM


As a mere and insignificant little Englishman (where we call Soccer 'Football')and don't play that game!!.
I am sad to say I understand not one word of your write.   I am sure someone else will.  But when we play Rugby Football (from where our American cousins stole the game), and score, it is called 'a try'!  And yours was a good one.  You scored!
Kind thoughts,
John

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

LWF31407
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2 posted 2002-07-17 11:58 AM


TY Music. Lewis
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3 posted 2002-07-17 12:04 PM


That was cool. I like football. Enjoyed!

Cold hands means a warm heart

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4 posted 2002-07-17 12:39 PM


TY loner! Lewis
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