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Music Maker
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since 2002-07-07

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THE ORIGINAL !!!!

0 posted 2002-07-14 05:57 PM

There once was a farmer, (I knew him quite well!).
Now he had a cousin, and her name was Nell.
Poor Nellie was only the age of sixteen,
when he showed her the works of the John Deere machine.

The barn door was open, was open quite wide,
and he pushed poor Nellie roughly inside.
All she could do was to kick and to scream,
as he showed her the works of the John Deere machine.

Well, six months went by, went by quite well,
when poor little Nellie began to swell,
And under her apron could plainly be seen,
the wonderful works of the John Deere machine.

Nine months went by, went by with a hop,
when poor little Nellie went off with a 'Pop!',
and wrapped in a napkin, could plainly be seen,
the wonderous works of the John Deere machine.

Oh ladies, should you ever go down to that farm,
make sure that you don't come to any harm,
and should you spy something large and green,
You can bet your life, its that John Deere machine!!

Music Maker

Grass won't grow under feet that don't move.

[This message has been edited by Music Maker (07-14-2002 06:05 PM).]

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

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Listening to every heart

1 posted 2002-07-14 06:01 PM

ROTF...John, this was not only cute, but I had the greatest laugh when I saw the redheaded icon....truly, I think Sunnyone needs to show you how to operate this board a little closer...

and I'll be sure to watch out for the John Deere...

Music Maker
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since 2002-07-07

Posts 152
THE ORIGINAL !!!!

2 posted 2002-07-14 06:08 PM

Thanks for the kind comment - however, we really do share everything, not only the computer, but also her icon!!!!
Kind thoughts,
John XX

Grass won't grow under feet that don't move.

Sunshine

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3 posted 2002-07-14 06:11 PM

LOL...then I'll just have to get use to giggling....thanks!

Madame Chipmunk
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since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

4 posted 2002-07-14 06:42 PM

An adorable sick poem, MM....
and I too, am still giggling over the icon.

~ big green tractor hugs from a city girl

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

5 posted 2002-07-14 11:27 PM

(smiles) Oh John, this is such a cute and wonderful poem, sweet friend, I just love the wonderful words you write, maybe someday I may come across that very farm, hehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet John, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

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