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Skyfire

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since 2000-12-27

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0 posted 2002-07-03 09:09 PM

Canada has an ultra-bomb
of this we did not know.
Apparantly it's the worst the world has ever seen
you'd better hope that it won't blow.
We're going to overtake the world
with beavers and lumberjacks,
and send our old folk across the ocean
on ice floats painted black.
Canada has an ultra-bomb
of this we did not know.
We're going to overtake the world
with politeness, "Pardon me... Oh hello!"

Skyfire

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since 2000-12-27

Posts 3381
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1 posted 2002-07-03 09:10 PM

I heard about this so-called "ultra-bomb" that we're planning to take over the world with, and it just inspired me to write

cherrypoptart
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since 2002-06-09

Posts 109
state of wordthiness

2 posted 2002-07-03 09:22 PM

He he in LA they have drive by shootings In Canada we have bumper stickers that say..
"Christ is the answer!"
I've never been able to catch one of them to ask what the question was.

Right now the Ultra bomb is Chretien's breath!

alterego
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since 2002-02-23

Posts 113
Toronto, Ontario, Canada

3 posted 2002-07-05 05:03 PM

Sorry, but Chretien's breath can't compete with the stench of Toronto's garbage piling up everywhere while our little "Nero" (Mel Lastman, our less than astute Mayor) sits around and shrug's his shoulders, whining that things have to change.

At the start of the public-worker's strike he predicted (as he dug in his heels and slammed the door on negotiations) that the strike would last until September or October!

Meanwhile, garbage is being dumped in parks where kids play, and the wading pools that had been opened are now too stinky to go near.

Maybe we could can the stench and drop IT on some terrorists. That sure would be an "Ultra-bomb".

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