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Toerag
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0 posted 2002-06-25 04:43 PM


LongJohn had a little lamb,
But now the lamb is dead,
Balladeer has been indicted,
They found lamb's wool in his bed.

The evidence is mounting,
And so I've heard it said,
They found mutton in his lunch box,
Between two slabs of bread!

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1 posted 2002-06-25 04:44 PM


Let the fun begin ....

Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write.

Sunshine
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2 posted 2002-06-25 04:45 PM



Titia is going to be STEAMED!

Toerag
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3 posted 2002-06-25 04:46 PM


Yea Sunshine...and LongJohn's gonna be horny!
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4 posted 2002-06-25 05:00 PM


ROFL... Yanno, sweets... Titia did name lambs after both Long John and Balladeer... wonder which one wound up as lunch? *G*

Shame on you, Bal... shame! *G* And Long John kicks kitties... Ain't it great we have one true gentleman? *G*

Bridget Shenachie
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5 posted 2002-06-25 06:58 PM


But the evidence is circumstantial.  Are you sure that it wasn't a plant?  Who framed the Balladeer?

Shenachie

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6 posted 2002-06-25 07:09 PM




(giggles in delight) Uh oh, now we musy call Balladeer to the stand and see what he has to say about this conviction! (sigh) This is funy, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

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7 posted 2002-06-25 08:04 PM


TOEMAN !

'The evidence is mounting' ....

Tee-Hee !  As long as Balladeer wasn't 'mounting' ...
MARGE TINDAL ... you DIDN'T have that sheepish thought !

Oh ... Toe ... just TOO MUCH imagery in this one~

LOL ... RollingOnSuthern'sFloorLaughingMyLittlePatootieOff~
*Hugs*
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Balladeer
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8 posted 2002-06-25 10:15 PM


Leave it to a real ham
To have to write about a lamb.
You may think you're really funny
But, Toerag, you ain't mutton, honey!

Madame Chipmunk
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9 posted 2002-06-25 10:17 PM


Mr.Toe....how dare you condemn Michael the Great, to eating raw mutton...
I hope you cooked it well for him.

~ spinning hugs

Lyra

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"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

devina
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10 posted 2002-06-25 10:30 PM


ROFLMAO @ you Toe....

just gets better n better it does...

This is gonna be a stampede...I can just tell...

*And Margie-girl...you did so...cuz I thought it too...bad, bad, bad...next thing you know, we'll see you in adult!!!

Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...



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