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the_loner_23
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Jacksonville, Florida, USA

0 posted 2002-06-20 02:37 PM


They are dirty bugs
They crawl on your ceiling
And across your rugs

They eat your crumbs
From your food
How rude?

They have wings
And fly at you
With that terror it brings

Roaches are nasty little creatures
How gross?
Let them roast



Cold hands means a warm heart

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ethome
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1 posted 2002-06-20 06:12 PM


He he yes, let them roast!
Pilgrimage
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2 posted 2002-06-20 06:29 PM


Let them die and be forever expunged from the pages of history! Let them suffer for their arrogance and their nasty black yuckiness! OK, I get a little carried away. They give me the willies. Good verse!

Nan

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3 posted 2002-06-20 06:57 PM


I love roaches!
Roaches are good!
Roaches are just
Misunderstood!

They don't hurt nobody.
They don't make a noise.
For families quite poor
Kids can use them as toys!

Some African cultures
Use them as food.
They are quite rich in protein
And can taste pretty good.

But the main reason that
I love them, you see
Is that they earn a living
For bugmen like me!!!

suthern
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4 posted 2002-06-21 09:48 AM


ROFL... As soon as I read the title, I suspected I'd be seeing a response from our resident bugman. *G* I enjoyed this, loner. *S*
Poet deVine
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5 posted 2002-06-21 10:09 AM


There is not one thing humorous about roaches...not one..well, maybe the 'roach coach'..but that's it!!!
Kethry
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Victoria Australia
6 posted 2002-06-21 10:13 AM


Don't let them bug you
those roaches you fear
just give a holler
call out balladeer

He'll kill all the bugs
as a bonus he'll do
all of the things you
dreamed just for you

Think of those roaches
as blessings come by
for you have a reason
and he'll hear your cry

fast as a whip he'll
come running to you
kill all those roaches
and change your blue too

Good poem
Keth

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind.  Unknown



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7 posted 2002-06-21 09:46 PM




(giggles in delight) Now I could have swoen someone said "Every creature does good for us all!" but I suppose scientists and entomologists are still trying to find out what that is! LOL! (big hugggssssss) This is wonderful, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Zinsser
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8 posted 2002-06-21 09:50 PM


love the write and all the responces too : )
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