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Crazy People on the Road (humor)
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Crazy People on the Road (humor) |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA 
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I hate to drive People get on your butt They get in a rut When they want you to speed up And you don't speed up Some people pull right in front of you They do it without a care I get so scared I almost drop a load That I shouldn't have shared They don't use their turn signal They are so stupid There are too many crazy people on the road today Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
You must drive in Florida, home of the ever-blinking turn signal!  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
turn signals? Oh...PARDON ME...heh heh...this is N'AWLINS...and the only way you know someone is turning? is by the dust on your teeth!  <--just brushedbut then, I don't even drive...and yet? I STILL RELATE TO ROAD RAGE...where's that banging head smilie? tsk... enjoyed.  |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
I believe in turn signals-after all faith is in things not seen. This is a good poem and I so agree with everything you say. Nan |
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alterego Member
since 2002-02-23
Posts 113Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
You should have to drive in Toronto, Canada!!! They issue driver's licenses in Cracker-Jack boxes here, apparently, because it's rare to find someone who knows how to operate a turn signal, or to look before changing lanes. The Don Valley Parkway should be renamed the DV Parking Lot, and the Gardiner Expressway is anything but that!!! Cute poem - hope you had some TP.  Sheila Create something infinite today - Smile!!! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
the_loner_23 Well done, enjoyed the read. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Yup... and I swear they all live in Houston! LOL I enjoyed this very much. |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
On I-94, in Michigan...between Detroit and Chicago, there are a lot of semi trucks who think they own the road...and when they want to change lanes, they just do it right away. Sometimes, they put their turn signals on, but even when they do...they immediately move into the other lane. I almost got killed by one of those guys yesterday. I don't even think he saw my car in the rearview mirror....more likely...he never bothered to look. Cute poem, Julie... ~ hugs on wheelsLyra |
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