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the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

0 posted 2002-06-18 03:50 PM

They buzz around
They annoy me
I want to scream
Can't you see

They drive me insane
Isn't it plain
I want them gone
I could write a song

Cold hands means a warm heart

Dulcinea
Senior Member

since 2001-07-22

Posts 774
IN

1 posted 2002-06-18 04:07 PM

They are rather annoying little creatures aren't they? I find a rolled up newspaper or flyswatter is a good deterent! Wow...a complete 6 minute song could be penned about those creepy little pests! Enjoyed the summertime chuckle!

Sven

Member Laureate

since 1999-11-23

Posts 14937
East Lansing, MI USA

2 posted 2002-06-18 04:54 PM

a song???

now that I'd like to see. . . lol. . .

too funny. . .

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Goodknight
Member Elite

since 2002-06-15

Posts 2386
Ohio, USA

3 posted 2002-06-18 05:39 PM

thanks for the fun - let's get those flies - Paul

Zukene_Chic
Member

since 2001-09-26

Posts 152
Cali

4 posted 2002-06-18 06:19 PM

You could write a song? I think a poem seemed to do just fine. And what a lovely poem it was. Funnyness!

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

5 posted 2002-06-18 06:46 PM

Have you ever wondered why
the reason for the lowly fly?
these little pests that buzz and bite
for dinner, they're a frog's delight

Now go and get yourself a big frog, Julie and your fly problem will be solved.

~ riBIT riBIT riBIT ~ and lots of hugs

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

Pilgrimage
Member Elite

since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

6 posted 2002-06-19 05:17 PM

I like it.

Nan

ethome
Member Patricius

since 2000-05-14

Posts 11858
New Brunswick Canada

7 posted 2002-06-19 06:09 PM

He he very cute!

Magnus

Member Laureate

since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

8 posted 2002-06-19 08:34 PM

Akkkkk! Where is the fly swatter when we
need one...

This is cute...thanx..

paladin

Senior Member

since 2001-08-05

Posts 930
Pensacola,Fl.

9 posted 2002-06-19 09:15 PM

My idea of a great summer evening.Sitting in my aluminum folding chair in the back porch.Drinking iced tea and contemplating the bug zapper.

paladin

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