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For Martie's Husband On Their Anniversary
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For Martie's Husband On Their Anniversary |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
So today's your anniversary? Well from the bottom of your heart, Show your love how much ya care, And head out to K-mart. Let Martie pick out a card, One that she'll adore, Read it there then put it back, You'll save two bucks or more! Then just wait patiently, For a sale to be announced, Perhaps a blue light special! On a bra or wool nightgown! Then take her out to supper, (A dinner just for two) Perhaps Big Mac or Whopper, It's really up to you! Then cruise on thru a graveyard, (Flowers are always nice) Grab a bottle of Mad Dog, It's quite tasty over ice. Tell her how much ya love her, How you'd do anything for your mate, Get out of your clothes immediately, Before the kids awake! [This message has been edited by Toerag (06-14-2002 05:59 PM).] |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL..this is classic!!! It should be given to every husband. (I guess I better find one so I can have an anniversary - just kidding!) |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Mr. Toe!! You are too funny!!  ~Hugs, Nancy~ |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
HAHAHA A classic, indeed...for any man who wants a quick divorce....... Hilarious, though...Mr.Toe Lyra |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Martie's husband is still laughing...but, your poem is too late...we already did it, (I mean that anniversary date). Went to a movie, yup...was lots of blood shed there, then ate some sushi, then came home to this most funny poem. Thanks Toe for this really good advice...just means that you were thinking of me...awwwww!! |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LMAO This was too funny.  Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I particularly like the part about reading the cards and putting them back... We could expand that and include the gifts too, couldn't we??... and just have a picnic on the restaurant lawn... This is a PLAN...LOL Love it, Toe..  |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
ToeManOhMan~ This is funny enough to make another round through the forum~ LOL ... crack up ! *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
I always could count on you to make me smile Toe. This is the perfect anniversary idea ever....LOL |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
I agree with Madame Chipmunk. Very funny. |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Well Toe....I don't think Martie's gonna want you to train her man! This is hilarious! |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Toe, you are the epitome of good taste, but like all tomes perhaps it is because you have been left on the shelf for too long. Good write, but if everyone read the poems and put them back how would us greeting card poets make a living. Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Martie, sorry I'm late with the Congratulations, but then...a good husband should always be congratulated for keeping a smart wife!  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Now yanno, Toe... I've known for a long time that you're an absolute treasure... and here ya go lettin' everyone in on the secret, showin' how kind and considerate you are... and even letting Martie and her husband in on the secrets for a top-notch celebration! LOL This is classic, sweets... I just wish I'd read it sooner... I could have let Daddy read the cards in the store and saved buying one for Father's Day! LOL |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Glad they thought it was funny? You old softy |
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