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Toerag
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0 posted 08-07-2006 07:19 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

We have so many things to be sad and frustrated about these days....how about a humor challenge?....If it wasn't for something to make us laugh now and then, (you know, things we never see in the news anymore)..mostly death, war, destruction, serial killers, rape, missing kids etc., we'd all be depressed all the time.. I challenge you all to make Tuesday, 8/8/06 a humor day....make us laugh....there's always been a ton of talent on this site....so, forget about broken hearts and girlfriends walking out on you in the shoes that you bought, guys that dumped you or running around on you with some dumb blonde bombshell with store bought breasts....rushing to get kids to school or buy them supplies or clothes, never enough time for anything or to just sit back and laugh at something...so this is my challenge....make me laugh!!!!
Enchantress
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1 posted 08-07-2006 12:27 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Hi Toe!
Well this may not give you a belly laugh..
but I'll bet ya dollars to donuts
it will put a smile on your face.  


"Tiny Tot Thoughts" http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum95/HTML/002337.html

BTW...great challenge!!  
Marge Tindal
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2 posted 08-07-2006 01:08 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Okay Toe
Gave it a go
Working on a sensitive laptop
it poofed itself away
that's what I get
for trying to
write in on THIS DAY !
I can 'almost' guarantee
that TOMORROW
you'll get one from me~

(Hey ... the one that disappeared
was DARNED GOOD too !!) Argh !!

*HUGLETS*
~*Marge*~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
Email -       noles1@totcon.com       

Marge Tindal
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3 posted 08-08-2006 10:40 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal


It's TUESDAY !!

http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum95/HTML/002381.html

Here ya' go TOE~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
Email -       noles1@totcon.com       

Trillium
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4 posted 08-08-2006 11:48 AM       View Profile for Trillium   Email Trillium   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Trillium

Dear Toerag:

Here is a feeble effort!

Pea Pods

I am a pea who likes its pod.
Now you may think me very odd,
For it's crowded that is true,
By other peas who dwell here too.
However, we all get along.
For each of us knows right from wrong.
When we are plucked from off the vine
And then invited in to dine,
Our happiness is quite complete.
We only grow, that you may eat!

Have a funny day!

Betty Lou
Earth Angel
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5 posted 08-08-2006 11:53 AM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel

Oh, no, Toe! I just posted my deepest, darkest, 'unfunnyest' poem ~ and then I read Marge's haha written in response to this challenge!

Oh, well, perhaps I will post a bit of naughty angel hooomah, later on this week that will hopefully get your toe jammin' and tickle your bone of funny!  

Loves 'n Laughs,
Linda
dgvarner
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6 posted 08-08-2006 11:57 AM       View Profile for dgvarner   Email dgvarner   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dgvarner

humor day eh....!?   great idea...you've tickled my smile bone at least, with this thread...i'll see what i can do to tickle your funny bone...  

hugs, g


"Home..is for free expression, not for good impression..."
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7 posted 08-08-2006 12:17 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

My pen's so comfortable with dark, gloomy and general self pity... but for you, I'll try! *S*
http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum95/HTML/002386.html
Marge Tindal
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8 posted 08-08-2006 12:39 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal


AND ... MissNan of the Pilgrimage variety posted this for you`

http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum95/HTML/002383.html
Balladeer
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9 posted 08-08-2006 01:48 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Make you laugh?? How easy is that? Just have to hold a mirror in front of ya
Marge Tindal
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10 posted 08-08-2006 02:09 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal


And then Mz DG fixed you up with this -
http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum95/HTML/002387.html

LOL ... and NO ... we will NOT have to resort to Balladeer as WalMart Special again, now will we ??

Oh ... that's right ... you didn't want to die laughing ...~
Bonnie j
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11 posted 08-08-2006 05:53 PM       View Profile for Bonnie j   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bonnie j

Now lets me see here Mr. ToeMan...Hummmmmmm!
Well at work we have these folks that have to know your every move.
I went up to this person who just had to know where I was. She had asked everyone.
The girls said working like she always is a doin'.
When I came back,from working in the computer room, they all had to tell on her with a laugh.
So when I was about to go back to the computer room I said with a wicked laugh and grin.
We'll call her Missy for safeties sake MINE.LOL
I hooked an invisible chain to my belt and around her desk so she could yank when she wanted to know where I was.
BUT...........................!
I said "Please don't yank the chain when I am in the bathroom on the potty."
Then as innocent as you please I walked away laughing and so was everyone else.
Hugs
BonBon


[This message has been edited by Bonnie j (08-08-2006 06:50 PM).]

Earth Angel
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12 posted 08-08-2006 05:59 PM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel

Okay, okay! EA had to play!

Here's my haha! "Ball & Toe"
http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum95/HTML/002402.html  

This is a fun challenge! I am enjoying reading all the humorous poems written by our fun-loving fellow pipsters!

Loves 'n Laughs,
Linda Lou

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (08-08-2006 06:30 PM).]

sandgrain
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13 posted 08-08-2006 11:15 PM       View Profile for sandgrain   Email sandgrain   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sandgrain

I tried
http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum95/HTML/002409.html
Larry C
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14 posted 08-08-2006 11:53 PM       View Profile for Larry C   Email Larry C   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Larry C's Home Page   View IP for Larry C

Yuppir, a good plan. Here's my contribution to the
cause:
Like He Used To Do


[This message has been edited by Larry C (08-09-2006 12:06 AM).]

Martie
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15 posted 08-09-2006 10:44 AM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Here ya go....a true story of last night...
Marge Tindal
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16 posted 08-09-2006 10:58 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Toe~
You are getting your fair share
of grins and giggles that you can wear
not just on a Tuesday but each day of the week
you'll laugh so hard you'll hardly seek
to have us fill your days once more ...
BUT, if you do ....
well, that's what friends are for~

*Huglets*
~*MargeoftheGiggleBoxVariety*~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
Email -       noles1@totcon.com       

Martie
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17 posted 08-09-2006 12:19 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Oops...forgot the link
http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum95/HTML/002431.html
Earth Angel
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18 posted 08-09-2006 04:24 PM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel

Here we go again! Here's another one for you!

"LJ 'n Bally 'n Toe 'n Me"
http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum95/HTML/002428.html

This is fun!


Lindy Lou
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19 posted 08-09-2006 10:10 PM       View Profile for miscellanea   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for miscellanea

Love it!  Sorry i'm leight!  Will get write on this thing!  Yeppers, good idea!

misce
Toerag
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You've all done a great job, and thanks for meeting the challenge...now if everyone will try to post something humorous or happy a little more often..it would bring a little joy to everyone that tried and all of us that read!!!
Earth Angel
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21 posted 08-13-2006 05:45 PM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel

You've got a point toe! Or is that a pointed toe?

Live to laugh, and laugh to live!

Linda Lou
Juju
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22 posted 09-18-2006 11:25 PM       View Profile for Juju   Email Juju   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Juju's Home Page   View IP for Juju

http://piptalk.com/pip/Forum96/HTML/000405.html

-<>-~-<>-~-<>-  
*    Juju     *
-<>-~-<>-~-<>-

sweetcollege_girl
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23 posted 09-19-2006 08:33 PM       View Profile for sweetcollege_girl   Email sweetcollege_girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sweetcollege_girl

Today was the
Worst day of my life
I'm so bruised
Even my bruise have bruises!

About 5am, I get up,
And bang myself on a table
I then stumble to the kitchen
And ready my husband for work

After walking around
In Wal-Mart all day
I am tired and sore
From all the walking

I get home and one of
The wal-mart bags beak
Joy! More pain
And more work!

Again night falls
Again I climb into bed
Snuggly warm in my pajamas
Then all of a sudden...

I get bitten!
Ever get bitten
By a cat?
Not recommended!

But then again...
What could you expect being a TOE?!
 
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