Sitting in Michael's Lap
Pretty simple, actually.
Write a poem with more lines than adjectives.
1) Freeverse is fine, but:
I love you for the
bottle of Tidy Bowl that you are ... etc
is unacceptable. Lines will be preferably longer than one word. :p
2) Give it a real shot; don't give me a 4-line quip because that's all you can manage without extraneous verbiage flitting about like chaff in the wind.
I have my doubts as to whether Chris can actually pull this one off, but it will be interesting to see him attempt it.
*Imagines Chris sitting at his desk, breaking pencils and punching holes in the wall because he has found the perfect line -- 8 words, 6 adjectives ...*