I know this is the wrong place to post, but it's just a silly something anyhow:
If people were cats they wouldn't have knees
They'd all be Egyptian and eat the Chinese
They'd call upon Bast to see to their needs
and then they'd impose a tax upon fleas.
If people were cats there would be no rat race
and dogs would wear saddles and parrots say "grace"
before lying down sacrificed on a plate,
and Morris the Cat would be head of state.
If people were furry and fingernails claws
Grauman's would be fulla cemented paws
whiskerless faces would be a faux pas--
electrolysis reserved for outlaws!
If people were cats we'd need to get "fixed"-
instead of one baby, we'd have at least six!
Thanksgiving yams would be tuna fish.
And beaches? Forget 'em! They'd be full of "it".
For you, my friend!