A trip to doc's, Oh how I fear
A vow I made, to ne'er go near
But then a pain, down there below
As to the cause, I do not know
So to the doc's, I have to go
To seek relief, from sore big toe
(I know your mind, it's in the gutter
Was not "big toe", you thought I'd utter.)
Consult needed to solve the trouble
And with two docs, my fear did double
But then the cure, I thanked profusely
When told to wear, my socks more loosely.
I hate M.D.'s, but thanked the docs
That's what I call, a para-dox.
The author apologizes to all who read this....