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Some are Funny Some are dumb, Some are good some are horrible You choose

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Kellie_Cantrell
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0 posted 05-25-2002 11:57 PM       View Profile for Kellie_Cantrell   Email Kellie_Cantrell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Kellie_Cantrell

These are my very 1st poems, the ones before I found my talent. Or hit the rhythem of good writing.

Coke Or Pepsi (Copyright 2001)
(This poem was written because I was bored and in a silly mood, this poem means absoulutely nothing and is just supposed to make you laugh smile or wonder what in the tarnation I was thinking)
Coke or Pepsi
what a joke to drink coke
Riding down the slopes I drink coke
but its a joke to drink coke

Pepsi gives me epilepsy
Pepsi Pepsi
Why don't you let me borrow Britney
So I can get rid of my epilepsy

when I gargle my coke I laugh at a joke
when I drink pepsi I get epilepsy

So why don't you just give me a Sprite
Because with that I can do all right

Zig Zag
(I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this one. I must have had a fever)


Its a zig zaggy day
The clouds are zigs in the sky
The grass is a zag on the ground

As you look in the mirror you smile kinda makes
a zig zag
Your hair is disheveled
Your makeup in disaray

Your shirt buttoned in the wrong holes
your zipper undone
your underwear creased up your butt

What a zig zag kind of day
Nothing is going your way
Nothing is right

Your up your down your everywhere

To bad the sun isn't shining
The clouds gone buttons right
zipper zipped underwear uncreased

Mystery of ashes in the sky
Theres a Mystery Game playing overhead
You rose from the ashes of truth
into the lovely breaking sky
even though you were quite shy
you were just a little guy
Theres a mystery of love in the truth of our skies
Where the ashes fall beneath the clouds
and a clown just has that certain frown
that makes you roll on the ground
The mystery gets so deep
the clouds just fluff and sleep

© Copyright 2002 Kellie M. Cantrell - All Rights Reserved
Mistletoe Angel
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1 posted 05-26-2002 12:03 AM       View Profile for Mistletoe Angel   Email Mistletoe Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Mistletoe Angel's Home Page   View IP for Mistletoe Angel



YAY!!! WOW!!! I for one think you are a true talented poet and these poemsshow you have had the magic since the beginning, sweet friend, I for one prefer Pepsi over Coke, it is the joy of cola! YAY!!! (kiss on cheek) Thes both are fabulous poems, sweet friend, kudos to you, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Kellie, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Tracey
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where insanity meets breeding


2 posted 05-26-2002 12:08 AM       View Profile for Tracey   Email Tracey   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Tracey

Yes, I can see the poet in the making with these ones Kellie. Very cute ramblings.
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3 posted 05-26-2002 03:33 AM       View Profile for Larry C   Email Larry C   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Larry C's Home Page   View IP for Larry C

Kellie,
Well it's hard to argue with the silly part. Creased underwear, eh? It's fun having you here.
Kellie_Cantrell
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since 05-22-2002
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Washington State


4 posted 03-29-2003 08:54 PM       View Profile for Kellie_Cantrell   Email Kellie_Cantrell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kellie_Cantrell

Hey Larry, thanks for having me here! I don't know where I would be today, not having pip's in my life? It has brought so much growing up and has eased so much pain. Thank You!

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    Love Always
       Kellie

I TAWT I TAW a puddy CAT!

Kellie_Cantrell
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5 posted 07-13-2003 04:07 AM       View Profile for Kellie_Cantrell   Email Kellie_Cantrell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kellie_Cantrell

Weird.
 
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