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Madame C and the Cop Go to the Mall...thanks Balladeer

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Madame C And The Cop Go To The Mall


     

Balladeer, thanks for the adorable poem about my driving and my eyesight...but this is the TRUE story, and thanks so much, Mysteria...for helping me with the picture.

When Madame C went out to shop
she got pulled over by a cop
it looked like no one was driving her car
a bright shiny pink convertable Jaguar

so he pulled alongside and couldn't beleive, a chipmunk was at the wheel
he made her stop and he asked her, "hey chip, now what's the deal"?
she said "I must get to the mall, where my new eyeglasses await
and if I don't get em soon, I will turn into housecat bait"

I need sharp vision to see that cat
or I'll be his dinner and he'll get fat
so the cop said "Ms.Chipmunk, with such bad eyes
its not such a good idea to drive"

so she said "Mr.Cop, will you help me please?
afterall I'm a chipmunk with a pedigree
please get in and give me a ride
and my remarks will become less snide"

so the cop and the chipmunk went to the mall
where they looked like the oddest couple of all




Lyra

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[This message has been edited by Madame Chipmunk (05-24-2002 01:40 AM).]

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LOL
very very cute!!
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Ahhh, that was just so darn cute.  I bet you could sweet talk any policeman into taking you to a mall, I know if I wanted to get there bad enough I would!   You look rather cute behind the wheel of that car, Mrs. Chipmunk but maybe you should get yourself a    for these moments where you can't see to drive?  Just a safety thought. LMBO

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Lyra!  So good to see you having some fun and feeling a bit better!  I think it's now time for the Little Old Lady from Pasadena to get inside the car with you ... who knows where THAT sort of collaboration could lead!
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(giggles in delight) Awwwwwwww, this is sooooooo cute, sweet friend, chipmunks never mean any harm to cops (unless they steal Clusters cereal) LOL! (kiss on cheek) This is adorable, sweet friend, you always make me smile, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Lyra, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

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Lyra,
Your sense of humor will always see you through and you have a good one. Enjoyed
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Awww! This is so cute.
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Oh Lyra, this is so dang cute!
Love your sense of humor.
Love the pic as well....
~Morning Hugs~
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Lyra~
Adorably whimsical~
*Hugs*
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Thanks so much, Sue...this was inspired by Balladeer's poem about my driving with poor eyesight.
I just went to the eye doctor last week and found out that I was both nearsighted AND farsighted....and they don't cancel each other out!

My eyes are just getting old!

Can you imagine a chipmunk wearing glasses...well, I guess there is one and her picture is right next to this poem....but even worse, a chipmunk driving a car!

~ chipmunk hugs

Lyra

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Ha Ha Ha, Sharon....a chipmunk on a motorcycle....

a chipmunk with poor eyesight on a motorcycle.....FOR SAFETY reasons!!!!!!!

Thanks for your help and for your cute reply.

The secret is....I had to buy lunch for that cop....I'm glad he was a vegetarian, at least that made me feel safer!

But the people at the optician's really got a kick out of it!

~ superchipmunk hugs

Lyra

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Lyra, this poem is adorable. And I loved your little picture.

Nan

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Thanks Karilea...from the little old chipmunk from Pasadena!

When I bought my black Mazda 626, I really wanted a Miata...but I didn't buy it because it has no back seat and I have grandkids.

but my kids were teasing me and calling me  "the little old lady from Pasadena" and telling me how cops always pull little red sports cars over.  I was even thinking of getting a license plate which read "Go Granny", but it had too many letters...and would have to read Go Grnny, so now I have one which reads CHIPMNK.

~granny hugs

Lyra

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Thanks Noah...I think its the squirrels who steal the Clusters cereal...but I can imagine
a hungry chipmunk doing it also.

I know that chipmunks have been known to get into people's houses.  A friend of mine's cat broought one home and it ended up in her dryer....poor thing!

~ Clusters of hugs

Lyra

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Thanks so much, Sy...I think a sense of humor is one of the best medicines there is...I take some of it regularly.

~ funny chipmunk hugs

Lyra

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thanks so much for your reply, Sue...

Its kind of fun to be a chipmunk...no one makes me do the laundry or the dishes because I'm not big enough

~ silly chipmunk hugs

Lyra

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Thanks so much, Nancy...I'm glad you enjoyed the little poem...it was an answer to the one Balladeer wrote yesterday...which was much better and much longer.....

No one can compete with the great Balladeer!
I'm flattered that he wrote a poem about me.

Sharon (Mysteria) helped me with the pic.

~ vision impaired chipmunk hugs

:

Lyra

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Thanks so much, Marge...I'm so glad you enjoyed it.  This chipmunk is really looking forward to getting those new glasses so she can read the street signs again...otherwise, she will keep getting lost in the woods.

~ lost chipmunk hugs

Lyra

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Thanks so much, Nan...Mysteria helped me with the picture...
I'm not that computer saavy yet, but still learning.

~ computer chipmunk hugs

Lyra

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See how that Balladeer can take an innocent traffic incident and just run with it!!  Thanks for the laugh, Lyra!  (That pic is hilarious)


but I'm lonely now, and I don't know how
to get it back to good

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Surely NO ONE will believe what 'Deer wrote.
Your story makes far more sense....

No ChipMunkey business here!!!

enjoyed,  a nice little chuckler...
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Ah, my dear Madame C, I can't tell you how good it does my heart to see you having fun! LOL! That pic is terrific! Yes, you could charm that cop the same way you have charmed all of us here....by just being yourself

May God bless and keep you.....far away from whatever roads I.m driving on!!!
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Lyra my dearest friend, darling heart this is utterly utterly brilliant, you always manage to give me the best smiles ever. I love this and my smile is huge right now. It’s so wonderful to see your charm and your style beaming through you always always were the best at making me smile.

I love this utterly utterly, and I love you too, take care of yourself darling girl.


Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy

Breathe through the heat of our desire
Thy coolness and they balm
Let sense be dumb let flesh retire
Speak through the eathquake wind and fire
Oh

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Thanks so much, Duncan...
Beware of nearsighted chipmunk driving pink Jaguar convertable...
Mysteria was a great help with the pic...

~ nearsighted hugs

Lyra

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Thanks for your reply, Barry...but those are actually 2 different episodes of my chipmunk life...so they are both really right.

~ nearsighted furry hugs

Lyra

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