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My Life, You're Welcome To It
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My Life, You're Welcome To It |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I pulled on my pantyhose It ran faster than a gazelle I slipped into my penny loafers So quickly that I fell My skirt split up the left side my blouse has lost it's collar what else could possibly go wrong? Listen? Can you hear me holler? The battery on my car has died and my key broke off in the door Triple A has turned me off and now it's starting to pour My house key is locked inside so into a window I crawl I fall into the kitchen sink and stagger into the hall The dog thinks I’m a crook so he grabs me by the heel I trip and fall onto the floor can't believe this all is real I try to call my boss at work to tell him I'm not coming in but the phone line is dead this is a game I'll never win I lay back on the bed and cry not knowing what to say suddenly I realize That today is Saturday! |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
ROFL! Very nice Sharon... a trip down memory lane for many i'm sure... can't recall how many times i've woken on a saturday, rushed, only to remember... i don't have to go to work! very cool lady. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
 BREATHE.*chuckling again* It's been awhile since I had to experience THIS...but once, I did try to hand my baby the boyfriend's beer, as I offered the bf the pacifier...Does that count?  Yep. I have put the leftovers in the cabinet and the clean dishes in the refrigerator....sigh...You made me smile... |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
Me too...smile that is *s M (I had that kind of day all last week) |
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Verve Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 348Singapore |
This was enjoyable to read ... brought back some really silly recollection of those 'now what else can possibly go wrong' days ... |
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See me? Member
since 2002-02-13
Posts 93UK |
This is extreemly funny, great write enjoyed it very much, flowed really well, nice one God bless Clare Life is about change,sometimes its painful,sometimes its beautiful,sometimes its both. |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
 er....that's OK PDV...you can keep it! Yours mixed with mine would surely mean DOOM! |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (sigh) This is sooooooo wonderfully said, sweet friend, I too think we all experience plenty of these "nothing-doing" days and we just want to lose ourselves in the memory lane! (big hugggssssss) This is wonderful, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Sharon, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
LOL! Oh my, Sharon! I've had days like this. |
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RSEvans Senior Member
since 1999-10-23
Posts 1147Tulsa, OK, USA |
don't ya just hate it when that happens? Very amusing, PDV... |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
I think I am having that kind of life at the moment Nicely done, Sharon. Gave me a smile or three. Dee Stand straight and tall, not the reflection as others see you, but as you truely are. Clearwater |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
As they say Thank God for Friday and Saturday too...James |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Thanks for your comments..I'm so glad I could give you a smile!!  |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
This made me smile, Sharon. I have had a few of those days, too! Sandra |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Poor Sharon...just got finished laughing 'bout this enough to comment... still ROFLMAO This was SO a day in the life of me!!! Good thing I'm not the only one!! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
You're sure you aren't my twin sister?  I just needed that Poet deVine, thank you. Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
PdV, ROTFLMBO Couldn't happen on a better day. I didn't see any rain. BTW, I danced like that once with a Christmas Tree. It still doubles my wife over with laughter! Yup...you made my day.  It's never too late to have a good childhood! Woohoo! [This message has been edited by Larry C (04-29-2002 02:05 AM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... This is classic! *S* But I'm afraid too many of us have had similar experiences for a life trade to give you any great benefit. *G* Thanks for the grins!! |
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Opeth Senior Member
since 2001-12-13
Posts 1543The Ravines |
The ending made me lol. Cleverly written and rhymed. Each verse was a good as the previous one. Enjoyed! |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
PdV, If I say bump it won't be bad luck, will it? *BUMP* It's never too late to have a good childhood! Woohoo! |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
Huge grins here while bumping |
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