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0 posted 2002-04-15 09:01 PM


Fuzzy Wuzzy
wasn't a bear...
he wuz a caterpillar.
Now isn't that a silly thought?
HAHA, did I make you smile?
And Alice in Wonderland really wanted to be
an oompaloompa at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Are you familiar with these?
And did you know the moon
really is made of Swiss cheese?
(or is it American cheese?)
HAHA.
I just wanted to give you a smile today.
It's tax day and that means
there are lots of grumpies out there.
I dare you to try and make one of them laugh.
Maybe even double dare you?

Happy April 15, the All American $$$$ Donations-To-The-Government Day. I still think this should be officially "April Fools Day."
BTW, I got a refund this year, and it's already been spent.



© Copyright 2002 Kathleen Kacy Stafford - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2002-04-15 09:29 PM



Kacy...

what's a "refund"?

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And by the way, if you squish

THE   IRS

together....

see what you get?

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3 posted 2002-04-15 09:36 PM


That is so funny! I never saw that one before...you are toooo much. LOL, I even had the IRS office do the paperwork for me this time, and they didn't charge extra!  Sometimes, it pays to be poor.
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4 posted 2002-04-15 09:51 PM


Midnitesun,
Well you got a laugh out of me. Enjoyed the read.

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5 posted 2002-04-15 09:54 PM


Thanks, *sigh*
Today is a good day for a laugh.

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6 posted 2002-04-15 10:05 PM


Thanks for the laugh Kacy, I needed it, as I'm up to my eyeballs in boxes (moving day tomorrow!!). I'm just about to pack away the computer, but I keep going..."no, no...just five minutes more"!!! Thank god we have an extra two weeks to file our taxes up here. I couldn't deal with that right now!!

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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7 posted 2002-04-15 10:12 PM


Wow, you really are moving? I thought Duncan was joking. HEHE, I suggested he hide UNDER that porch of his. Have fun, pack the PC after midnite...it's the LAST THING TO GO OUT THE DOOR! And the first thing to get plugged in tomorrow, right? Right after the coffee pot, that is. I'd help you but it's too far to drive. I'll be moving this June.
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8 posted 2002-04-15 11:18 PM




(smiles) Oh Kacy, this is such a wonderful delightful poem, sweet friend, this is wonderful comic relief on a day that can indeed knock so manys socks off! (kiss on cheek) You always delight my day with your words, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Kacy, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

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9 posted 2002-04-16 12:14 PM


Good one, Kacy!
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10 posted 2002-04-16 12:19 PM


Kacy,
You are a brave girl. Last I heard 40% of the IRS employees gave wrong answers to tax questions. Hope they don't audit you! I did my smile post already.

It's never too late to have a good childhood!

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11 posted 2002-04-16 01:15 AM


Thanks Noah, it was a rough day for some folks.
Duncan, hope your day ends with a smile.
Larry, LOL, I heard that!  

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12 posted 2002-04-16 01:53 AM


yeppers, mine's spent too!
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13 posted 2002-04-17 04:49 PM


Silliness is sometimes the only attitude to have in dealing with the IRS...loved it! *LOL*
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