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Kissing School |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Kissing School Some say I'm a kissing fool but many fine kissers have graduated from my kissing school. I've taught lots of women the fine art of kissing. If you haven't kissed me at least one time you don't know what your missing. One Sunday morning Tom Cruise gave me a call. Seems poor Penelope didn't know how to kiss at all. Well it only took a couple of weeks or so and she was kissing lots better than Nicole. Angela Jolie now that woman didn't have a clue but she was a kissing fool by the time kissing school was thru. Yep Julia Roberts was a graduate of my kissing school...yesiree. It didn't take her long to earn her pucker degree. In only a week she could almost kiss as good as me. Oh by the way I had to close my kissing school. Yes it's sad but true. My girlfriend said "If I ever catch you kissing another woman I'll kill you." Pucker up... JamesLee April09 2002 |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
haaa so cute James...I wonder if I need some lessons.... *s M |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
James darling boy, this was very cute and brought a huge grin to my face. Are you sure your school is through wouldn’t you like to do some one to one teaching, I’m an excellent pupil you know. Sorry James I couldn’t resist, soft kiss Wonderful writing darling boy utterly wonderful    Love and warm stuff As always Mushy To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79 |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Wait, wait, wait, where can I find Kissing College, and are they currently accepting new students? LOL! This is so cute, sweet friend, you have such a delightful sesne of humor, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet James, thank you for sharing!  May ove and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Greeneyes
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
James~ Lovely indeed, where does one enroll??  Lauren~ Step through the |
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strbbux Member Elite
since 2001-12-19
Posts 3859 |
HAHAHAHA Oh gosh we don't want you to lose your life over it. Booooooh on your girlfriend. James, this was so much fun. I like to laugh, it helps. Floria Floria |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
James, Witty and clever, enjoyed. |
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RosePetal
since 2001-08-26
Posts 2985South Florida |
My kiss would melt you james.  angelina's lips look like they can just smother someone to death lol add sandra bullock in here and the list is good to go |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Darn! I missed my chance. LOL Sandra |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
JamesMichael~ You are just too cool ... and this is adorable~ *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
JM, I'd like to apply to be a teacher in your school, as I have numerous graduate degrees in this subject and am a certified, genuine smoocher of serious ability, motivation and stamina. And further more, I'm a darn good kisser in love with the concept.  me P.S. Popular names don't impress me but good learners do! It's never too late to have a good childhood! Woohoo! |
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