Do you happen to have a rash?
If you do, post a picture of it.
And I know this sounds nuts, it's not even remotely technical--it's itchy--but not techno-genius, nor is it exclusive to the Geek category...
I happened to find a delightful blog while doing some "rash investigation" via google.
"...Iím getting at least 25 hits a day from Google searches for my foot and cankle rash pictures. If you go to Google and punch in foot+rash, my foot photo comes up as the first image in its cache. Go ahead, check it out."
The above advice is about as technical as I get--and I have Stacerella to thank, too.
Much luck to you.
I exit oozing.