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Balladeer, Baghdad and Bravery
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Balladeer, Baghdad and Bravery |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer's decided, To become a human shield, So he's headin' over to Iraq, To offer them a deal. He'll protect the Baghdad airport, And without an ounce of fear, (He could shield the entire city) And only use his rear! [This message has been edited by Toerag (04-04-2003 12:52 PM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... If that's the case, I'm not sure HOW much territory I can shield! LOL All of Iraq? *G* Thanks for the giggles, sweet one... I've missed your poems. *S* |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Thanks Toe, for the grin. We definitely need to laugh at these sad times. You do all of us a service just keeping us laughing. Hugs you, Pat  ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, I don't think moslems are into pork, LOL |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Are you saying Dear Deer has a big rear? ~ well, I suppose that would add stability to his life! This poetic treat was muy hysterico! LOL Love, Light & Lotsa Laughter, Linda |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Toe!! You are a smile maker! This is too funny...the poem not 'Deer's rear!  ~Smiles & Hugs, Nancy~ ~Somewhere in my heart I'm always |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sy...especially "Pork Fat"....LOL |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
THANK YOU, Toerag....I needed that laugh. LOL And Suthern just made me laugh more. I guess ya'll know what's gonna happen when Mr. Ball-deer sees this, don't you? We're all gonna get a BIG one of these..  [This message has been edited by garysgirl (04-04-2003 02:11 PM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Hey, garysgirl... I'll have you know this wide load's nothing to laugh about!!! ROFL!! Talk about putting your "all" on the line. *G* |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
Wow, I'm standing back from this one -- WAY back! ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
 Toe - you are too much!! hugs, Chris"Hope" is the thing with feathers- |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Seymour! Careful with the pork cracks!! Linda...It doesn't mean that at all! He's just trying to make me the "butt" of his little joke...ignore him!!! (I have a dainty derrierre)Toerag, my old and even bordering on ancient friend, I am wounded. For you - YOU!! - to refer to my having a humongous hiney...YOU! whose bare butt exposed created the phrase "Crack kills"...makes me very sad. I think I'll sit and compose a small poem to get over this disappointment. You'll see it soon.... |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
LOL - OH TOE! Cor |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Make way, make way... the boys are back in town! |
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lost_star Member
since 2003-03-15
Posts 114NY, U.S.A |
Great poem, I really enjoyed it! |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Now this is exactly why I turn off the tv and spend my time reading and replying these days!!! What a great lift to all of our spirits, Toe, thank you!!!! I needed that!! No 'Butt' contests though, ok???  |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Well, well, well. Old Toerag must be feeling unabused. I'm so happy to see that he's about to be disparaged by a true scalawag. Finally, everybody here will see that Toe has no virtues comparable to 'Deer's and my own. Go get him 'Deer. Teach that rascal a lesson we'll never forget. |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
I've just popped some popcorn see Come Suthern, come sit next to me Together we'll watch the show while sitting here in the front row Toereg nagging Balladeer About his aledgeble big rear Balladeer drowning Toe in rhyme Will he be recovered and back in time LongJohnAg he's just lit the wire The fuse will explode and put on the fire Come on dear Ball, let's start the chase As only you can in your poetic phrase Enjoying myself here! Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
Toerag, you may be the lifeline that holds so many of us sane during these troubled times...your wacky sense of humour and compassion makes you pour oil over troubled waters with grace...you relieved a hell lot of tension here... thanks |
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CSKpoet Senior Member
since 2002-07-12
Posts 845Island in Paradise |
ahhh a hilarious pause that refreshes...I loved this smile maker! aloha, Cher Poetry is: |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
Toerag, shame on you.  But this sure did make me laugh. |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
...Gotta keep a sense of humor, eh?... |
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Startime55 Member Elite
since 2003-04-05
Posts 2148Alberta, Canada |
*giggling* Oh yes indeed, now I feel I have truly come full circle...for the boys are bringing smiles and laughter into Passions in ways only their very special talent can do...A show I am going to enjoy as you tickle my funny bone....BRAVO!!!BRAVO!!! |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Mr. Ball-deer, where's your come-back poem you promised us? We're waiting...LOL  Hugs, Ethel |
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