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JamesMichael
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0 posted 2003-03-13 07:08 AM


The Freeway Slowpoke (Over and Out)

I don't know why this individual is going so slow.
Wonder what they'd say if I told them that they
were getting in everyone's way.  LOL
Probably something like this...
I'm the freeway slowpoke.
Stay out of my way.
I'm having a nice
talk on my cellphone.
Sure looks like a nice day.
I'm in no hurry to go no where.
Don't even care if I get there today.
I know that all you people
that have somewhere to go
aren't really crazy about me
and think I'm driving way too slow.
But I don't care because I don't have
anything to do or anyplace to go.
Anyway all you fast driving people are
in too big of a hurry to get in my way.
Let me pick my nose in peace on my freeway.
And while you're at it stay out of my way.
Don't make me mad.
Don't make me shout.
The freeway slowpoke
over and out.

JamesLee
March12
2003

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1 posted 2003-03-13 07:09 AM


LOL that was cute...might print that out and run it up to the next 'freeway slowpoke' I see
inkedgoddess
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since 2002-11-19
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Ohio
2 posted 2003-03-13 07:10 AM


the freeway slowpoke sounds like he could be road rage roger, too if given the right circumstance
littlewing
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since 2003-03-02
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New York
3 posted 2003-03-13 07:15 AM



HAHAHAHAHA - road rage no kidding . . . this made me laugh James - needed much TY - very nice xxoo  

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