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Response to Balladeer's Ides of March
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Response to Balladeer's Ides of March |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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I'd like to say that Balladeer, Was going to admit his shame, At eviscerating Long John here, And calling him all those names. I'd like to see old Balladeer, Join ol' John in a contest To see who could kick kitties here, And who could do it best. I'd like to hear old Balladeer, Admit he's been mean to me. Perhaps I could buy him a beer (Or get one from him for free!. It's not been easy with Balladeer, I wish he would confess. Now don't you ladies shed a tear, I've been withstanding all this stress. It's true I haven't been in here, I had to hide these tears on my face. But I still hope that Balladeer Will welcome me to this place. I'll be OK, the world's not drear, I've learned to cry in the rain. I'm all wet now because of 'Deer, He's caused me so much pain. I'd like to feel that Balladeer, Wasn't a rascal and scalawag. But it has become all too clear, He's just like that Toerag. |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Ha, LgnJohn, it's been a while! Actually, old Toe's been doing a pretty good job at taking jabs at 'Deer. And I just can't see 'Deer kicking pussies, can you????????????????????????????????????? hee hee Cor |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh no Long John! Remember what I said. I am still keeping an eye on you. Don't being trying to pull Balladeer in on this, either. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Long John! You're a friend of mine! I'd never treat you mean. In a world that's filled with meatheads You're the best I've ever seen!! I've done my best to make you feel Like just one of us guys And rumors that I think you're nuts Is just a pack of lies!!! I shared my house with you because You're such a decent guy And there's no truth that, all the time, I leered at Lorelei. I welcome you with open arms And hope you'll stay a while. You bring a touch of lunacy That always makes me smile. My kitty read your poem, too, About what you like to do And so he sends this message From me and him - to you!   |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Long John Silver, now look what you made Ball-deer do with that little ole Kitty's paw.......LOL Ethel |
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Jason Lyle Senior Member
since 2003-02-07
Posts 1438With my darkling |
LMAO at all 3 of you. Jason |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
OMG! I can't take it! My gut split! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Don't believe him LongJohn...that's me in a kitty suit!...(You should see my Lassie suit) Good to see ya back to help me bud...You know, you've always been my favorite..and on my side...right LongJohn?...You and me...we're buddies...right?... [This message has been edited by Toerag (03-04-2003 07:34 AM).] |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
LngJhnAg Didn't you get a kitten? I'm a little confused. Enjoying the repartee. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I'm all wet now because of 'Deer, Ha! LOL Sailor man, you've been all wet as long as I've known you... but you USED to claim it was those sea breezes! LOL It's good to see you in here, peg leg... SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH! |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
'Bout time....  |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling)... well, I see Deer and Toe have someone to keep them in line... |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
You ought to be ashmamed of all this talk about "kitty kicking"...I'm going to take a picture of Mike sleeping with TWO cats snuggled at his side and post it here...lol |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
OMG, Lorelei - this is dirty rotten blackmail! Honest everybody, I don't sleep with kitties. I don't play with them! I'm still the fearless old reprobate you've come to admire. Honest! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Sorry, sailor... there goes your rep! LOL |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Two cats? What's this? Tell, tell!!!!! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Lorelei....I knew he'd been telling me via emails how he'd love to experience a menage a trois but said he didn't think you'd go for it....so, since you're such a conservative, I guess he decided a cupple of kitties would be okay..... |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh! And by the way! Glad to see you back. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Good to see you back, propriety forbids me from saying what I really want to about kicking the pussy habit. Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
 I love you guys when you pick on each other.Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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