Saluting with misty eyes
Before you take that aspirin, you need to:
~ Allow Homeland Security to check and make sure they did not come from some source outside of the US, and are not going to cause harm and catastrophe to the American People
~ Pass the request through the Eligibility Assessment System
~ Show the IRS your receipt to ensure you paid the taxes in that aspirin
~ If you happen to be involved in the Government Health Care Exchanges, you need to pass it by the Office of Eligibility Determination to ensure you have the right to take the aspirin, just in case it came from a government source.
~ Don't forget to run it past the Data Collection Office to ensure they keep an accurate count of how many aspirins you have taken, where they came from, and how many are being taken nationwide by women of your age group from Philadelphia who have children in pictures on poetry sites
~If the aspirin were given to you, you need to make sure the physician paid the Annual Fee to the Pharmaceutical Companies
~If the money for that aspirin came from your Health Savings Account, you need to ensure that it passes the Misuse of HSA Funds legalese.
I actually have a suggestion... take a stinkin' nap... by the time you get through the red tape, your headache will have gone away.
Of course, the one question I have:
What in the hell does loan forgiveness have to do with health care?
*yes, I realize that this is not really going to happen; however, I would like you to take a look at the chart and realize that I took that aspirin from the President all the way through to Denise by using the circles and arrows (and the paragraph on the back)... and nothing I wrote was out of the realm of the charted possibilities.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "WHAT A RIDE