I would say that I wish that I'd said those, but you should be encouraged with the probability that I, in all likelyhood, will.
And yes, Jenn, I am off to the races. I think I need some rest from the unremitting seriousness and high spatter factor of a lot of the posts around here, including, sadly, my own, and there's nothing better for that than the occasional terrible pun or wretched joke in exactly the wrong place.
This is the sort of time when people tend to roll their eyes at me, or stare blankly when my latest unfunny joke walks right by them, saying something completely off the subject and usually flatly unfunny to anybody else but me.
Heard about the three farmers?
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
The three holes in the ground?
Well, Well. Well!
The three old men?
He, He. He!!!
And they'll go downhill from there. Those were my best! I promise!