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A day of "adventure"

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Huan Yi
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0 posted 04-10-2009 08:26 PM       View Profile for Huan Yi   Email Huan Yi   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Huan Yi

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“Hillary Clinton is so eager to pay off her campaign debt, she's resorted to selling her husband -- for a day, anyway.

The secretary of state's long-gone presidential campaign still is trying to pay off a steep debt and has launched a new fundraising pitch urging donors to give money and compete for the chance to win one of three "exclusive prizes."

The most exclusive prize? A day of "adventure" in the Big Apple with former President Bill Clinton.
"A truly once in a lifetime chance: you and a guest will spend a day with President Clinton and a weekend of fun filled adventure in New York," the online promo says. “

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/04/10/clinton-tries-pay- debt-raffling-day-husband/

I have to be careful.
I could easily die laughing,
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1 posted 04-10-2009 08:38 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Oh, John, please don't do that!!! I would miss you terribly!!!

Just take a few slow deep breaths between guffaws like I am trying to do!!! Oh my, this is priceless!!!
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2 posted 04-10-2009 08:40 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

So many lines come to mind that they would exceed Ron's bandwidth!!!
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3 posted 04-11-2009 01:14 AM       View Profile for Ringo   Email Ringo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ringo

John- Were you living anywhere within a gas pedal of my residence, you would be- at this moment- coming over to clean the iced tea off my computer screen.
This is absolutely one of the funniest things I have heard in quite a while... and in these troubled times, we could use more of this. lol

As Mike stated, there are too many one-liners to post here... although, I do have one small question (OK... two): Is dinner going to be at McDonalds? Do Interns come with this?

But this one goes to eleven...
http://www.hubpages.com/profile/RingoShort

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You're right Ringo, we need all the laughter we can get nowadays! Thanks for your contributions! I'd like to see others post a few lines that come to mind!
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Oh I wish I had money to blow...

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Serenity gal, you da man!
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Izzat "Underdog"???



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8 posted 04-12-2009 05:45 AM       View Profile for moonbeam   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for moonbeam

Heh.  I'd pay a lot not to have to spend time with the cigar man.
 
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