Our eyes must have been lying to us, Tim. I can think of no other explanation. Unless it's those crazy. right-wing, red state, tin-foil hat wearing, clinging to their guns and religion, typical white folk conspiracy nuts, brainwashing us into seeing things that didn't actually happen. That has to be the answer. Obama would certainly never lie, obfuscate or equivocate!
Obama: Dang those TV crews for having the audacity to film me in a compromising position. You said you had everything under control, Rham. Give me a smoke. And dang those miscreants who uploaded it to the internet for everyone to see, confusing the masses with their misrepresentations of something that never even happened. I never bowed to anyone! Dang those arrogant, dismissive, divisive, derisive descendents of Indian-killing, slave-owning revolutionary ingrates!
I declare from now on that the uncensored use of the internet is a security risk to me..er, I mean to the country. Take care of it, Rham. Just use that blueprint China gave us last month. Yeah, that's it over there that I scribbled on the back of that, what is that piece of paper called again? Oh yeah, the Constitution, yeah, you got it. And you know how I like to keep score (wink wink) (har har) (cough cough), give me a smoke, just ask those Blue Dog Democrats who buckled under my persuasive Chicago charm the other day (ha ha). That was priceless! Unlike my budget, (ha ha). So start taking names and addresses, you know, like we did at AIG. That was a good test drive, but it's high time we put those National Security kids to work too. They don't think they're getting health care and college for free, do they?