Where no tyranny is tolerable
Nobody for President
This is Nobody, and I approve this message.
Nobody is uniquely qualified to be the President.
Nobody has a perfect record.
Nobody has had a distinguished political career:
When Nobody was little Nobody ran for and was elected dog catcher.
Then Nobody ran for and was elected pooper scooper.
Then Nobody ran for and was elected kitty litter.
They Nobody ran for and was elected precinct captain.
Then Nobody ran for and was elected mayor.
Then Nobody got elected state houser.
Then Nobody got elected state senator.
Then Nobody got elected governor.
Then Nobody got elected to Congress.
And now, nobody is jogging for President
Because Nobody injured his knee from all that running.
Nobody has won every election.
Nobody has done everything.
Nobody has been to every country in the world.
Nobody knows all the languages of the world.
Nobody has met every person in the world.
Nobody has kissed every baby in the world.
Nobody has shaken every hand in the world
there being twice as many hands
as there are people in the world,
and half as many people
as there are hands in the world.
Nobody will keep all his promises.
Nobody will give you everything you want.
Nobody has all the answers.
Nobody will bring us together.
Nobody has new ideas.
Nobody has a better way.
Nobody will make everybody happy.
Nobody is for justice.
Nobody will always do the right thing.
Nobody is for everything.
Nobody is against everything.
Nobody is for the future.
Nobody is for hope.
Nobody is for real change
and nobody is against false change.
Therefore, I say,
Nobody for President;
Therefore, I say, vote Obama.
Nobody knows me;
I'm just a typical white boy.
And the Wright Reverend,
,who has to live in the u s of k k k a,
the Wright Reverend, he understands.
So did Hughey Long;
so did Hitler.