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Nobody for president (Satire)

Jaime Fradera
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since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

0 posted 2008-03-21 04:31 PM

Nobody for President

This is Nobody, and I approve this message.

Nobody is uniquely qualified to be the President.
Nobody has a perfect record.
Nobody has had a distinguished political career:
When Nobody was little Nobody ran for and was elected dog catcher.
Then Nobody ran for and was elected pooper scooper.
Then Nobody ran for and was elected kitty litter.
They Nobody ran for and was elected precinct captain.
Then Nobody ran for and was elected mayor.
Then Nobody got elected state houser.
Then Nobody got elected state senator.
Then Nobody got elected governor.
Then Nobody got elected to Congress.
And now, nobody is jogging for President
Because Nobody injured his knee from all that running.
Nobody has won every election.
Nobody has done everything.
Nobody has been to every country in the world.
Nobody knows all the languages of the world.
Nobody has met every person in the world.
Nobody has kissed every baby in the world.
Nobody has shaken every hand in the world
there being twice as many hands
as there are people in the world,
and half as many people
as there are hands in the world.
Nobody will keep all his promises.
Nobody will give you everything you want.
Nobody has all the answers.
Nobody will bring us together.
Nobody has new ideas.
Nobody has a better way.
Nobody will make everybody happy.
Nobody is for justice.
Nobody will always do the right thing.
Nobody is for everything.
Nobody is against everything.
Nobody is for the future.
Nobody is for hope.
Nobody is for real change
and nobody is against false change.
Therefore, I say,
Nobody for President;
Therefore, I say, vote Obama.
Nobody knows me;
I'm just a typical white boy.

And the Wright Reverend,
,who has to live in the u s of k k k a,
the Wright Reverend, he understands.
So did Hughey Long;
so did Hitler.

SouthernJustice
Member

since 2007-12-15

Posts 159

1 posted 2008-03-26 01:51 AM

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Be it noted the states of Alabama Alaska Arizona Colorado
Florida Georgia Idaho Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana
Mississippi Montana Nebraska Nevada New Mexico North Carolina
Ohio Oklahoma Oregon South Carolina SOuth Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah
Virginia West Virginia And Wyoming
in full co operation with our brothers and sisters in the Canadian Dominion areprepared to
form the Neo COnfederate North American States
in the event of a 269 269 Electoral College Stalemate
on the ngiht of the 2008 Untied States Presidential Election

Those who are not with us are against us

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We The People, Declare war on the Rich

(Huey long)

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[This message has been edited by SouthernJustice (03-26-2008 04:31 PM).]

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