If someone should happen to come up and call me Mike, just ignore them.
Addendum… if they should happen to add they are my parole officer, run.
Nice dress, I have one just like it I wear at home.
Want to come up and see my pet cockroaches?
If you order a steak, would you please not order it rare, it reminds of my job on the kill floor at the meatpacking plant… btw, you would you like some free raw beef tongue?
Yes, I do have really small feet…