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Mysteria
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25 posted 08-04-2004 01:30 AM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

  I should like to apply for the secretaries positions, all of them!  I could pretend to be a voice-activated answering machine, and as long as you pay me a portion of all those other secretaries salary, no problem.  If you make it a portable phone, I could even get you coffee.   

"Hello, you have reached the automated answering service at the office of the President.  The President is not in right now, he is busy doing something.  If you are reporting a war, please push 1, if you are protesting hunger, or health care, push 2.  If you are reporting illegal use of firearms, please push 3.  If you know what department you wish, say it now, or push 4 for a listing of available secretaries All other concerns including alligators, large rodents on the road, critters in unwanted places such as swallow nests, please push 5 or call this number 1-800-Get-gore.  Thank you for calling, your vote is important to us, Bless America.  

Oh by the way, I will also provide translation services in several languages for an added fee.
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26 posted 08-04-2004 01:48 AM       View Profile for iliana   Email iliana   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for iliana

Alright, now that's a start, Sharon & PoetdeVine & Sunshine as part of the team!  How could anything be better!  Come on, Ron, consider it.  
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27 posted 08-04-2004 08:28 PM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

ROTFLMAO at Mysteria's reply. Dang, she can do the job of half-a-dozen or more!
I say vote for Sharon, no matter who gets the captains seat!
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I call CIA or be ahead of propaganda.... If I agree with your platform......HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHH

That's the fun jobs!

JUju
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29 posted 08-09-2004 08:10 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yea, I can hear Mysteria's pre-recorded message now:

Hello! Thanks for calling the White House,
Please do as you are told,
Your call is quite important to us
And we're putting you on hold.

Please type in your SSN,
Make sure it is correct,
It's only nine dashed numbers
Mis-type, we will reject.

We'll lead you thru the small routine,
Please use your touch type phone,
Press nine and follow with a star
Whenever you hear the tone.

If you're a new American,
Press two, if old-press three,
Press four in case you have complaints,
Then hold on won't you please?

You have pressed four, please wait a tad,
While I transfer you,
And please enjoy, while we play
A symphony or two

The President is busy now,
Thanks for being patient
Your call is important to us
We'll be with you in a minute....

click...click...click...click...

"Hello, Thanks for calling the White House,
Please do as you are told,
Your call is quite important to us,
And we're putting you on hold..."


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30 posted 08-11-2004 03:23 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

And they would probably wait on the line too I bet?

Okay so I didn't get the secretaries jobs I take it?  Okay then I know,what did Monica do at the White House?  Just her job I mean?   I will create a scandal, then I can launch a new purse and shoe line to sell on eBay because I will become famous right?  Never mind that it will ruin a perfectly great President in the process.

All kidding aside, heck you are the President at least here, and you are a great one - so you get my vote.
 
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