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OMG Senator Springer ?

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Midnitesun
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0 posted 07-14-2003 06:58 PM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

This is the ultimate political joke, isn't it?
Jerry Springer running for the Ohio Senate seat?
ROTFLMAO! He is a total clown!!!!



I am laughing my butt off at this announcement.

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (07-14-2003 06:59 PM).]

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You haven't been watching Fox News in the a.m.?

They've been laughing for a week now!!!
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2 posted 07-14-2003 07:05 PM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

No. I've been working 9PM-8AM, and then packing for a move Thursday or Friday to a different address.
This is hilarious!
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3 posted 07-14-2003 07:37 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I am flabbergasted. What makes him think he could handle politians..all he deals with are people who have sex with women in their employ, they lie, cheat, steal...um. Ok. Maybe he IS suited to politics? LOL
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ROTFLMAO, Sharon, you are funny!
Are there any REAL MEAN out there running for office these days, or are they all just running?????
I am being very naughty today.
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5 posted 07-14-2003 10:05 PM       View Profile for NewEnglandlazurlu   Email NewEnglandlazurlu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for NewEnglandlazurlu

OMG, this scares the daylights out of me. If our country has come to this kind of political candidate, we are really in trouble. . .
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This Ohio voter ROFL, the man has no shame or pride.

Jason
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7 posted 07-15-2003 12:16 AM       View Profile for S Arthur Grey   Email S Arthur Grey   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for S Arthur Grey

Have you already forgotten a certain pro-wrestler that entered a badly split contest and got himself elected governor?
Don't laugh too loudly . . .
Timing is everything.

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I am not laughing.

Sigh.

STRANGER things have happened.
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I am still shaking my head.
And Arnold is also running in California I think...my birth state! my home state for most of my life.
Hollywood and politics....it's always meant trouble from my POV. But Springer????
That's downright scary.
Next thing you know, Oprah will be running for President.
Hmmm....a woman in charge. OK, don't get me started on that agenda.
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yes much stranger like David Duke or Jesse the Body????? Marion Barry!!! Good Lord, my eyes hurt from reading that Kacy LMAO - ok I shouldnt be laughing - we all know this man will get elected . . .

Ok I thought about Oprah already - she cries too much . . . now Hillary . . . eheheh NY State uh huh . . .  Arnold would be cool - we wouldnt need the military anymore . . . he IS indestructable you know . . . LMAO

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Well, he used to be mayor of a fairly large city. Soooooo... Besides, he has all that experience in conflict resolution!

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ROTF...conflict resolution.  You mean, Larry, stepping back and letting everyone duke it out?

I think we need to pull the plug on the cesspool of politicians and would-be politicians who bring nothing to the plate except their egos.
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Here's some information about the wanna-be Senator that most don't know... I'd like to see if it comes out in hte campaign...

1)Jerry Springer started his public life as a reporter for a local Cincinnati news cast.
2)He ran for, and was elected as mayor of Cincy, and served one term before going back to broadcasting.
3)He only did one term because he got caught writing a $200 personal check to a hooker (or am I being un-PC???)
4)He got the gig for his show as an ASSIGNMENT. The broadcasting conglomerate ORDERED him to do the show that eventually became what he is doing now... where he continually asks "guests" why they need to hire "professionals".

Just one of the many giggles that gets me through the day.

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Who find the world has passed them by
Too late to save a dream from growing cold...

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Thanks! Nope, I sure didn't know any of that
LOL, nor did I care, I won't be voting anyway as its in Ohio, but hopefully the registered voters there will have common sense and not vote for him, as he is a joke.
My opinion anyway.
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What? No credit for his conflict resolutions skills? Tough crowd...
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This is a little off topic, but we get Springer here too and I was wondering if there is someone who can settle a dispute some friends and I are having...

Are those "guests" for real, or is the whole thing staged?

Bec

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Would make for some great news footage though...someone nailing Hillary Clinton in the head with a chair as the other senators chant Jerry Jerry!
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18 posted 07-16-2003 01:19 PM       View Profile for Ringo   Email Ringo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ringo

Bec-
I can't guarantee it, and I have no absolute proof to offer, however, I have been told by friends in the industry that the producers of the Sringer Show pay $1,000 per performance to the "guests".
After giving it much intense thought, I am figuring that I could very easily be a homosexual, brother-loving, trailer park- living, transgendered, biker nun on crack for that kinda cash...

We see the light of those
Who find the world has passed them by
Too late to save a dream from growing cold...

 
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