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Bill Charles
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25 posted 04-18-2003 04:07 PM       View Profile for Bill Charles   Email Bill Charles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bill Charles

KristieSue - you said that you have two and only two faults, wow, I'm impressed. If one is getting the crap scarced out of you, what may the other 'fault be'????

If I may ask, 'what exactly does Ringo do to take advantage of the fact that you are easy to scare the crap out of.
...

Kielo - and why may I ask is it that we haven't met?

BC


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26 posted 04-19-2003 01:09 AM       View Profile for KristieSue   Email KristieSue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit KristieSue's Home Page   View IP for KristieSue

lol my other fault is that I fall asleep as soon as I sit down and relax. LOL  

I have more faults...just being flip LOL

Ringo likes to walk up behind me and yell and scare me, he likes to jump me when I'm dozing....pretty much anything that will make me jump out of my skin LOL


that's ok...ONE day I will get him back.  I haven't the faintest idea right now HOW, but I Will~muuahahahhaaaaa LOL

Failure isn't failure if a lesson from it is learned ~ KS

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27 posted 04-19-2003 01:56 AM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

That's a very good question. Hi. I'm Kielo. Nice to meet you!

Kielo

I know only one thing, and that thing is that I know nothing.

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28 posted 04-19-2003 08:22 PM       View Profile for Ringo   Email Ringo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ringo

HEY... if KS is going to make herself available for my amusement.. .hmmmm... let me rephrase that...  lol
What is it with women that complain when one says something REALLY SCARY... like "hello" which causes said female to jump in fright, and then complain about it????

When the morning cries and you don't know why...

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29 posted 04-19-2003 09:22 PM       View Profile for Bill Charles   Email Bill Charles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bill Charles

Kielo - Hi, I'm Bill, nice to meet you also...


IP: Logged



Ringo - Now Ringo, are you sure that's all you say is 'hello'... I'm curious, how far does she jump?

Did you know that over the ages I have figured out what it is with women? Seriously, I believe I have...

BC

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30 posted 04-24-2003 11:20 AM       View Profile for Brad Majors   Email Brad Majors   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Brad Majors

What is it with women who ask those no win questions like am I fat or does this look good on me and such. You lose anyway you do it. If you are truthful then then you get in trouble and if you aren't they know your lying anyway. My biggest thing happened when we were watching the newlywed game when we were first married and the question raised was which one of your wife's friends would you like to see running naked across the beach. I was unlucky to pick the one who she was alwys jealous of and I heard about it for years.
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31 posted 04-24-2003 11:33 AM       View Profile for JP   Email JP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JP's Home Page   View IP for JP

"Does this make me look fat?"

Uh, no... it's that extra 30 pounds on your butt that makes you look fat...

Seriously though...

I'm sorry, I have nothing serious to say.

Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
Nil Desperandum, Fata viem invenient

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32 posted 04-24-2003 11:43 AM       View Profile for Bill Charles   Email Bill Charles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bill Charles

Brad - I wonder about that also with the no win questions. If you say yes, one is in deep yogurt, if one says no, they say 'you're just saying that so I'll feel better', goodness what is it?

I wonder what else you were thinking when you said to her who you would like to see naked running across the beach. Now come on Brad, fess up...

JP - Now JP, would you really say that, h'mmmmm. I think this is going to get serious when the women read what you've said. But you know/ What is it about them?

BC
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33 posted 04-26-2003 02:49 AM       View Profile for JP   Email JP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JP's Home Page   View IP for JP

"Do you think she's pretty?"

Yes dear, much prettier than you, but you're smarter... you married me.


~ still nothing serious to say ~

Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
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34 posted 04-26-2003 05:17 PM       View Profile for WinterWren   Email WinterWren   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WinterWren's Home Page   View IP for WinterWren

I have seen both drunk men and drunk women.
I definitly think that drunk men are worse,
some of them anyway.
BC: What secret? Im not hiding anything!

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35 posted 04-27-2003 09:47 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

I'll stick with the "what is it with men" question thankyouverymuch lol
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36 posted 04-27-2003 09:56 PM       View Profile for Bill Charles   Email Bill Charles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bill Charles

JP - sounds like one smart lady. By the way, was she pretty?

WinterWren - I've seen some pretty drunk men and women also, seems they both tend to be the same, don't you think? Now why would a woman think that drunk men are worse?

Now I didn't say you were hiding anything, just that I figured out the secret...

Don't women have secrets??????

Skyfire - now why would you stick with the "what is it with men" question, and not both?

BC


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