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BLAMING THIS ON CHRIS

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Sudhir Iyer
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0 posted 12-18-2002 11:42 AM       View Profile for Sudhir Iyer   Email Sudhir Iyer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sudhir Iyer

ha ha ha ha ha

so here I am blaming this on Chris

Chris, I blame you




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1 posted 12-18-2002 11:44 AM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

yes, we should blame Chris... he deserves it.. ( chuckling)
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2 posted 12-18-2002 12:39 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Well.

It really IS all his fault.
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3 posted 12-18-2002 12:50 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

usually I blame it all on you Ser... but this involved technical skill I know you don't have.. not that you don't have skills... ( chuckling)

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4 posted 12-18-2002 01:08 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

HEY!!!

*hands on hips, toe tapping*

Now what did I do to deserve this sh-tuff?



and skills?

wicked grin...

I like to think of them as ARTS.
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5 posted 12-18-2002 01:12 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

  Ser you know with your hands on your hips that way... you remind me of someone...

oh yeah.... the way my granny used to look at me when I was in trouble....

(laughing)

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6 posted 12-18-2002 01:18 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

OMG...

MY HIPS REMIND YOU OF YOUR GRANNY???



(serenity exits, searching for her loofah...)
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7 posted 12-18-2002 01:26 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

sigh.

I'm back.

Just checked out the hips.

I think I just found something that I can't blame on Chris.

I'm SO....depressed.
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8 posted 12-18-2002 01:27 PM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

LOL! *choke* wow... *deep breath* yikes.

Once, I was sitting with my grandma in this hotel. This guy was sitting near us, and suddenly leaned over and asked if we were sisters... I was mortified. The thing is, though, my grandma has blonde hair, and I look old (apparently). *sigh* I was still mortified.

Kielo

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9 posted 12-18-2002 01:29 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

(laughing).... Now Ser you know I am not serious.... I'm sure your hips are very attractive...

Keilo..now that is a story.. ( chuckling)

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10 posted 12-18-2002 01:33 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I have found some logic I can cope with.

I will be forty two years old on my next birthday. So...hips being plural? I have decided that I can divide that number by two, making the actual age of each hip--you got it! 21! Young enough for fun and old enough to GAMBLE!

YEA ME!!!

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11 posted 12-18-2002 01:48 PM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

Yea you! Want a brandy bean?

...

shh...

Kielo

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12 posted 12-18-2002 02:00 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

Ser...never looked at it that way... I usually look at the pair and try not to do division or subtraction in my head...

Kielo... how come you didn't offer me one? ( laughing)

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13 posted 12-18-2002 02:01 PM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

Here. Want one? I offered serenity one to celebrate. But you can have one too. You're special.

Kielo

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Thanks Kielo..that's why I got to ride ethe little bus and go to special classes... they told me I was special..... got any of the black jelly beans? My favorite
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15 posted 12-18-2002 02:28 PM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

No, they're dark chocolate, filled with brandy. I've nearly finished the whole box already... heh.

Kielo

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And Kielo can still type?  All of this has begged me tell the story of my own grandmother [note, mother, not ma]...

When I was a wee bit younger [teen] I was visiting my ever so young grandmother.  A smart looking fellow in her apartment complex [LA, CA] was visiting with me [think stick-teen] at the poolside and wanted to know how long I would be with my "aunt".  I said "she's not my aunt, she's my grandmother."  He looked visibly shocked, and said "no way - she's too young!"  

Of course, grandmother enjoyed the recounting, and just told me to tell anyone in the future that she only looked young because, as she said, "just tell them I've been pickled in alcohol!"

From that point on, I always referred to her as my swinging grandmother...
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17 posted 12-18-2002 02:49 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Hmmm.

Now I'm confused.

Just what could MY HIPS, jellybeans and Christopher all have in common?



Hmmmm.

Yanno? I think I'll go ponder that one a bit.
I'll be back to read the cheap shots later!


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18 posted 12-18-2002 05:56 PM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

The mouse dude!  Blaming and thanking Chris!
(the rest of this just confused me)
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19 posted 12-18-2002 07:06 PM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

You can't get drunk off brandy beans.

...

ya csnmt giy drumk ,,,

Kielo

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20 posted 12-18-2002 08:06 PM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

quote:
Just what could MY HIPS, jellybeans and Christopher all have in common?

From InfoPlease.com

* Americans consume 15 million jellybeans at Easter, many of them hidden in baskets. If all the Easter jellybeans were lined end to end, they would circle the globe nearly three times.

* Jellybeans did not become an Easter tradition until the 1930s. They were probably first made in America by Boston candy maker William Schrafft, who ran advertisements urging people to send jellybeans to soldiers fighting in the Civil War.

* 70% of kids aged 611 say they prefer to eat Easter jellybeans one at a time, while 23% report eating several at once. Boys (29%) were more apt to eat a handful than girls (18%).

* Children indicate their favorite Easter jellybean flavors are cherry (20%), strawberry (12%), grape (10%), lime (7%), and blueberry (6%).

Now, I figure it's up to Karen and Chris to tell us where the commonalities lie. Somehow, I doubt anyone's hips can circle the globe three times and I just can't see Chris hiding in an Easter basket. So, I'm leaning towards the "Made in America" thing (no hidden meanings intended).

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21 posted 12-18-2002 08:15 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

ROFL...

And I was leaning toward "all three are chewy and sweet"

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22 posted 12-18-2002 08:35 PM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

Chewy? Sweet, ok, but chewy?

Kielo

(You know... that image is just really wrong... )

I know only one thing, and that thing is that I know nothing.

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Oh gads, Ron left a line that not even I shall attempt to touch with a 20 foot pole...

but still grinning at ALL of the imagery sweeping through my feeble brain...ROTF....
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24 posted 12-19-2002 12:59 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

ROFL!

I'd rather be chewy than sweet any day... no, wait, scratch that. I'd rather be... no, nevermind. I'm gonna go eat Karen's hips... err... I mean, some jellybeans... I need a drink - anyone have some egg nog?
 
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