Member Rara Avis
Try having a CD player in vehicle that can be controled by remoted control! LOL! There have been some arguments over that one for sure!
I understand the remote control possesion, although my reasons for wanting to possess it are entirely different from some mens' reasons. I want to control it so they can't freaking change the channel in mid sentence during a movie, or in case of the cd player in vehicle, a song. THATS TOO FREAKING ANNOYING! FLIP! FLIP! FLIP! FLIP! Hi this is WCP...static...static...OH BABY!!...static..static..fuzz..Yesterday I cried....static..static..fuzz...ARRGHH!!!!!!!TV...man kissing woman...FLIP! woman crying...FLIP! something blowing up...brief pause...*jenn has some hope that this will be THE ONE* FLIP! ARGGHH!!!! racy scene with no apparent dialogue...brief pause...racy scene begins to have dialogue...FLIP! HEADACHE! LUNGE FOR THE REMOTE PROMISING TO DO SOMETHING OBSCENE AND HAZARDOUS WITH IT...
In the truck..with the cd player..We do this "wait til the evil enemy remote control weilder or captor leaves the area unguarded" strategy...
On a trip in vehicle:
Stop at gas station...make husband get out to pump the gas..when he gets out, snatch the remote, put it in pocket before going in to pay for the gas and grab a bottle of water or two. Husband gets in truck....come out and see husband searching frantically for something..(looking under seats, outside on the ground, etc)..innocently smile and ask whats wrong...Husband looks and says he can't find the remote control..evil grin from me and then he demands it back... I refuse to give it back, and happily pull it out of pocket changing it to one station (something we both like) and claim the victory for that round by holding on to it as if it were the last scrap of food on the earth. Somewhere along the way, another stop. This time, husband awaits my departure from the vehicle first with an evil grin on his face. I smile back in return, open the door, (remoted in hand), put remote in pocket, and get out giggling in the most evil female way I can. NEVER let the enemy use your own tactics against you!
Well....errr.. I think I ranted enough. LOL! And the above..most always comes out with laughter.
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.