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Poet deVine
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50 posted 08-21-99 08:36 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

LngJhn - you will love it here as a bottom feeder - WELCOME........


elvira,
change the count!




LngJhnAg
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51 posted 08-21-99 08:39 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

(sniffles) I feel so low and unworthy. Elvira, please forgive me... I had no idea I was this weak... (rubbing whiny eyes). Please, give me a second chance?
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52 posted 08-21-99 09:15 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Miss Behavin' - you are a new member here, and you haven't been told about posting rules. In the future, you must tell ME how you do those really neato postings, or please post before me so I will not post and thereby look so dull in comparison to you. This is only courtesy... I'm sorry (but not really). Your post was superb, and mine are not. Therefore... there must be something wrong with you..... lol
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53 posted 08-21-99 09:16 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

If you go back to the top feeders, we won't teach you our bottom feeders secret handshake!......it's a little underhanded (pun alert!).......

Nan
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54 posted 08-21-99 06:40 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

THE TP SOLUTION HAS BEEN FOUND!!



In an obscure restaurant in Yarmouthport, Cape Cod...... In the Men's Room - I understand that men don't choose to have to "think" about this dilemma.....
It's really quite simple, folks - I saw it for myself - ....There were two rolls on the wall - one over, one under.... and one roll sitting on the solitary commode - for the side-winders.........
(I really think it's scary - I'm getting neurotic - looking everywhere I go at the toilet paper - and how it's rolled... It's your fault, elvira)
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55 posted 08-21-99 06:49 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira



[This message has been edited by elvira (edited 08-22-99).]
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56 posted 08-22-99 02:48 AM       View Profile for Ladycat   Email Ladycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ladycat's Home Page   View IP for Ladycat

Severn.. Devine... I will stand for it no longer.. Top Feeders shall unite against you horrid bottome feeders.. We shall overcome.. Long John.. Stand up to them.. Be a man.. Have you no shame.. Running to them at the drop of a hat.. Come back top feeders need you.. Fight for us and our rights.. We will no longer get treated this way by the likes of DeVine and Severn..
This fight will not end like this..
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57 posted 08-22-99 08:17 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Elvira - it isn't over yet!!!
And as for you Ladycat - well! I (magnanimously) forgive your ignorance, one day you'll understand....Bottomfeeders don't promote war or battle, no: we are a peace loving clan, who bear the world's (the top feeders section of it anyway) ignorance, heavily on our shoulders. Join us friend, and revel in the joys of bottom feeding!!!!!
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58 posted 08-26-99 10:58 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Looking this way then that,
Severn? or LadyCat?
I've been so totally confused,
Not one sheet have I used.

Please, oh please help me here,
Bottom or top is no longer clear.
Bottom or top or even sideways,
I haven't gone in the past 3 days!
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59 posted 08-28-99 11:18 PM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

I guess I no longer need TP 'cause I have just read this entire thread and I've laughed my A** off

(How's that for neutrality?)

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60 posted 08-30-99 04:44 PM       View Profile for traveler   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for traveler

Hmmmm .. after careful consideration... I prefer the bottom ... under rather than over...
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61 posted 09-01-99 01:32 AM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

Bottom Feeders....Top Feeders I don't really care as long as the job gets done though from the top is not nearly as messy as the bottom. Btw....white T.P. is the only way to go. The colored and patterned stuff can cause rectal cancer according to our esteemed? surgeon general.

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62 posted 09-01-99 03:03 AM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

Well, I don't quite remember where I heard this... think it was some comedy program on BBC2 years ago.

The British Standards Institute have introduced a new wiping method, using 5 sheets of toilet paper. The new method consists of 5 strokes, one per sheet. 1 up, 1 down, 1 left, 1 right and 1 to polish.



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63 posted 09-01-99 03:10 AM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

Hmmm a little question for Nan....
having just read this:

"In an obscure restaurant in Yarmouthport, Cape Cod...... In the Men's Room - I understand that men don't choose to have to "think" about this dilemma..... It's really quite simple, folks - I saw it for myself - ...."

My one question is, WHAT were you doing in the MEN'S room in an obscure resteraunt anywhere *8)

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I believe in fairy tales but then I'm just a silly romantic, what do I know?
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64 posted 09-03-99 01:28 AM       View Profile for Ladycat   Email Ladycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ladycat's Home Page   View IP for Ladycat

I think that I have figured it out.. What you have ot do is take the toilet paper off of the roller and turn it sideways and tear it from either left or right side.. Would that then start another conflict? Which to choose? Left or Right? I think that I have now confused myself..

I give!!!

love,
Lady
Nan
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65 posted 09-03-99 08:17 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Well now, Eric -
...um...IRonic as it seems, I did actually have an escort who had the same vested interest as I - He actually was the sleuth who uncovered the condition of the rolls... and simply invited me into the Men's room to bare WitNess....
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66 posted 09-04-99 09:12 AM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

I understand completely *8)

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67 posted 09-04-99 04:37 PM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

I clawed my way through,
only to confess,
I'm a bottom feeder too.


Hey, can I borrow that anthem? It's great!

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I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

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68 posted 09-05-99 11:23 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Add another TOP feeder to the list! Take from the top use on your bottom!!! The only way to go...
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And so it goes on....and on.... if you let it roll from the top...BOTTOM GIVES CONTROL!!
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70 posted 08-16-2012 12:29 AM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Here it is in 2012 and I had the same question going on Facebook, being a top feeder and "always right" I challenged everyone to say what was the right way, top or bottom feeder.  Heck all I had to do was come here and see all you brainiacs discussing the topic to find the answer.

I would like to know what kind of man invited you into a men's washroom too Nan?  I have gone in them at concerts out of sheer necessity, but no one ever invited me in - lucky you! LOL
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71 posted 08-16-2012 07:35 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

It was definitely my lucky day - We had some serious fun for sure..
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72 posted 08-16-2012 08:59 AM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

OK, Sharon....it's your lucky day. Wanna see my bathroom??????



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73 posted 08-16-2012 08:46 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

She's probably going to ask if you've cleaned the tub....

 
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