Callington, Cornwall, England
Well, I don't quite remember where I heard this... think it was some comedy program on BBC2 years ago.
The British Standards Institute have introduced a new wiping method, using 5 sheets of toilet paper. The new method consists of 5 strokes, one per sheet. 1 up, 1 down, 1 left, 1 right and 1 to polish.
I believe in fairy tales but then I'm just a silly romantic, what do I know?