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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
Should toilet paper roll from the top or from the bottom? [This message has been edited by Ron (08-15-2012 03:45 PM).] |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
There should be no debate. Definitely from the bottom! The only way - I think there's a rule somewhere - maybe it was one of the 11 Bill of Rights!  |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Keep that Charmin Rollin'...... ON TOP!!!!!!  Y'all remember that question that was asked by our astute host? Who could you NEVER be with??? Well - Let's add this one - I could NEVER be with someone who rolls their Charmin from the bottom.....Nope....Not!! It's gotta be from the top folks - If you can't control your Charmin, what else is there???? |
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TheGreenPolarBear Junior Member
since 1999-05-23
Posts 38Kansas |
This Green Polar Bear finds it always necessary that his toilet paper roll from the top. Otherwise, someone gets EATEN. Yummy. *grins* The Green Polar Bear  |
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JP Senior Member
since 1999-05-25
Posts 1343Loomis, CA |
Please! This is a non-question! Even the manufacturer slyly dictates that the paper should roll from the top - that way the pattern is always showing! Bottom pullers really suck. ------------------ Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn. JP |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Who told you I did that? |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
T.P. from the T O P.....only and always..and I'm not kidding either...I really mean it!! Don't mess with my T.P. Wanna know something horrible??? I change it back to the top..when I visit Mom & Dad....LOL (Never do that to friends etc....just Mom & Dad) You know what else, I think I may need some therapy now!! Just thinking about that is ridiculous! DARN!! And here I thought I was the SANE one in the family. :P |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Don't worry Poet deVine - you have an ally! It must be the bottom - you definitely do not get more control from the top. If you rip it from the top it can keep on spinning - all over the floor. The bottom is tidier too - unobtrusive. Stuff patterns, that's just 'sly' commercialism! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
NEVER buy anything but white TP! The other stuff has color chemicals in it that can cause irritation and is not as soluble as plain white! (I can't believe we're still talking about this! LOL) [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 08-17-99).] |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
But I LIKE cute little decorative things on my toilet paper that I roll from the top......  |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
When rolling from the bottom, I find I use two sheets more, Than I did when from the top, I selected sheets then tore. Now, two sheets is not a lot, When there are so many more, But look at how many you've bought, Over a lifetime from the store. There is, too, another question, When considering bottom or top. Top rolls in the forward direction, And, hence is much easier to stop. And if you roll it in reverse, And then begin to think likewise, I don't mean to sound perverse, But you'll fill up to your eyes. Score 1 more for Top :-) |
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Poet deVine
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
deVine lol@face - no fair!!! I haven't gotten the hang of font size control < pout >. Face Face Save some face Roll off the top Or be disgraced! Sally - You are perfectly normal! Trust me. Now... when you start changing the rolls in the public restrooms.... well, trust me.... THAT is when you need help. (psst, I can send you the name of my therapist. He's wonderful, and I've come a long way. I've learned to not use public restrooms!) [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-17-99).] |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Whether up, or down, no more abuse as long as the TP hasn't been used! ------------------ Sunshine Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I don't understand the question. I simply hold it with my left hand and unravel it with my right. If you are left-handed, of course, you will want to reverse the process. |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
You mean it matters???! And all this time I thought my ex left me cause he didn't love me! ------------------ "Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with." *Mark Twain* |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
Toilet paper rolls? Sears and Roebuck comes in a roll now? sheeesh.. what will they think of next... |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
From the bottom... I use my elbow to stop the roll from spinning.. after many years of practice I find this gives me the optimum control and amount so ya dont get any on ya. haha... bottom is my vote. |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
I myself can take it either way, but since my other half believes it belongs on the top that's where it goes unless I am looking for trouble, then I might just forget a few times, and put it on the other way. I tell you it's fun to put it on backwards at other peoples houses that don't leave enough on the roll for company. The ultimate payback, cause you know their gonna be cursing you later. I must be in an evil mood right now, coming up with all these rotten idea's. Truely I always try and remember that most people like it on top. The rest are an exception to the rule. |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
What's toilet paper??? ------------------ It's so cool, it's so swell, living here on Ice Planet hell! -Psychotica- |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Hey! Are we bottom-favourer's (it has a 'u' - read my profile!), so maligned that we can't be included on the who's-for-what bit!!!! Put us on there! Actually, Poet deVine, I think recycled stuff is the way to go - we can suffer scratchy paper for the sake of the environment!!! Think of the rain-forests everyone! |
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Angel Senior Member
since 1999-07-02
Posts 551Pennsylvania |
I have to say this, Top is the ONLY way to go!!!!!!!!!!!! Rolling any other way is completely pointless!!! If it is rolled anyway other than top is it really worth using????? Just thought I'd ask. ------------------ People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. -Bob Hope |
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Sue Member
since 1999-08-04
Posts 383France |
From the bottom for the bottom. And definitely no patterns. |
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Artur Hawkwing Member
since 1999-06-30
Posts 444USA |
Interesting stuff. I vote for TOP! I believe that it is easier to let gravity do its work ... let what goes up come down. [This message has been edited by Artur Hawkwing (edited 08-18-99).] |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Oh my Gawd Lucie ! You made me laugh so hard, now I NEED some toilet paper! (stopping it with your elbow!) Good Gawd, aren't you talented?!! I feel for Christopher, he must live in hillbilly sticks Arkansas - he don't know what TP is!!! I sent you all my X-tra corn cobs Chris! Check your E-mail! MY VOTE IS FOR THE TOP! I nearly fell off the stool once, bending over trying to find the damn end the other way! (Damn thing was hiding from me!) I swear I spun that thing around 100 times and never found it! Don't ever try to look up underneath something while sitting on the stool!! ------------------ - poet FemmeFatale "The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Ohhhh, I get it now...well, here all this time I thought that stuff was for writing on when you were doing your business... no wonder all my poems are so crappy (bad boy Chris!) Well if that's what it's used for, then I have to vote for the bottom feeders. Granted, it may be a little harder to find at times, but hey, you're POETS, what's a little challenge? (besides, if I have it roll from the top, my kitty-cats have a tendancy to roll it around the house... in one looooonnngggg string!)
BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTOM |
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Dragoness Senior Member
since 1999-08-07
Posts 513 |
Ok enough of this. If toilet papers white or plain How you hang it's all the same But if you prefer a design to see Top's is the only way to be. I really don't care one way or the other.As long as I don't have to scream from the bathroom for someone to bring a new roll in! ------------------ Set you heart free and your mind will follow. [This message has been edited by Dragoness (edited 08-18-99).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I'm completely confused?.....I've never really thought about it?...Now, I do know some engineers I could ask?....Hmmmm.....I know this would be much more important to you ladies cuz of the constant use....and, then again, Balladeer and LongJohn are so "full of it"..they may have a good reason to consider this?....I would think it really doesn't matter as long as ya got some?....And for you ladies, when ya run out...ya gotta just "Shake the Dew off the lily?".....Okay....off the top....that sounds like a great guess.... [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-18-99).] |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
I am stunned. Now, I realize that alley's are natural depositories for waste paper, but this has gone critical. I gotta have it from the top so I can bat at it when I feel so inclined. If I try this from the other side, I tend to scrape my claws on the tile, making that little high-pitched, spine-chilling, nails on shale noise. Makes my fur stand on end. Alicat the persnikitty |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
(giggling) Hey LngJhn....What's the name of that therapist??? Seems I'm not the only one here that could use one. LOL I have another question for you bottom feeders.... Do you do the same thing with paper towels??? You know, they design those things to roll off the top and my soon to be X INSISTS on putting it on upside down. (He's a bottom feeder too..:P :P) |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL!!! I am laughing so hard I'm nearly crying!!! My vote: TOP!!!!!! You bottom feeders are very odd, I say. I may be able to somewhat tolerate TP upside down (although it bugs the heck out of me), but defintely not paper towels!! If you bottom people do that backwards too I'll be forced to come to each and every one of your houses and put it back right!!! OK, umm..maybe I need to talk to my shrink about this...*Grins* ------------------ *Krista Knutson* "If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true. But I am only human, just a woman lovin' you..." Trisha Yearwood |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Paper towels - all white, from the bottom. At least I'm consistant.... |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Thankyou for acknowledging us stunning bottom-feeders! We're not weird! Not at all. And where does it say it's designed to be rolled from the top? |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Paper towels? TP? They're NOT the same? OMG - what about Saran Wrap???? Not it too!!! Hint for Heloise... Dear Heloise, my helpful friend, I have a new wonderful hint. When you need TP and you are out, (caused by a bottom feeder, no doubt). You can skip a day or three, Let things harden, wait and see. You'll recover and feel much better, By switching to a Black and Decker. I start with hundred grit, no more, To work it down til I get sore. For finishing work, I get the rest, With 220 grit, which works the best. All of this work can be eschewed, If from the top you roll then use. But if you prefer to roll from bottom, Use Black & Decker, if you got 'em. |
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Ladycat 
since 1999-07-05
Posts 782At the edge and a doorway,TX |
Let's put it like this.. Even when my husband puts toliet paper back on the roll, (yes, my husband actually does that,amazed?) We are both top dispensing people.. So that would be two more.. One for Ladycat and one for Darquewing. For all of you bottom dispensing people, put the paper down and move away from the toliet.. I will show you how to do it the right way.. Mental note, don't use the recycled stuff unless you want to feel like you are wiping with tree bark, which in some cases would be better than that recycled stuff.. One other thing, I just wanted to know what kind of drugs that Alicat is using? You can never miss batting at the toliet paper.. You are an out of practice Cat and you are going back to Bad Kitty training school.. Love, Lady ------------------ Live in my world just once and you'll find yourself enraptured. But Ladycat....I likes being a bad kitty. [This message has been edited by Ladycat (edited 08-19-99).] [This message has been edited by Alicat (edited 08-19-99).] |
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Colin Senior Member
since 1999-06-05
Posts 596Callington, Cornwall, England |
Well, we brits haven't discovered toilet paper yet... we have squares of torn up newspaper spiked on a nail banged into the back of the door, so I guess I am a side feeder. btw... for my real answer, I need some help... is it top or bottom feeding when the paper hangs down the back next to the wall? that's hoew I do it anyway. PLEASE tell me, am I a top or bottom feeder, cos this has been bugging me *8) |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Eric dear - join the clan! You are an almighty bottom feeder!!! |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
[This message has been edited by elvira (edited 08-22-99).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
elvira On behalf of all Alley lurkers, thank you for brining this issue to our forum. Its about time we started dealing with these differences! How else are we to become tolerant of one another if we don't talk about these things in an open, honest, caring manner? I've been reading the posts carefully, analyzing every nuance for hidden meanings, and from this careful study, I've been able to conclude that many of the "bottom feeders" want to reform and come over to our side. You have done the world a wonderful service, Ms. elvira - thank you. |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
As a bottom feeder I revel in my rebellion! I am different! I do not follow the leming-like top feeders - white bread eaters - rule followers! Different? You betcha! Gonna change? NEVER! I yam who I yam as Popeye said. |
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sea_of_okc Senior Member
since 1999-06-15
Posts 568Oklahoma City, OK, USA |
Absolutely positively without any doubt TOP!!!!!!!!!!! I will even flip it if i come across one that dispenses from the bottom because it annoys me soooooo much. |
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Majere Junior Member
since 1999-08-18
Posts 32 |
Personally, I LOVE it on the TOP!  ------------------ Such is the way to immortality ;) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
My dear sweet lil Poet deVine, You are a rebel out of your time. Tis clear, my dear, You harken to when, Perfume was a must, even for men. Now in those dark, paperless days, Bottom or top or even sideways, Twas rare back there, To have paper at all, To use for 'that' in the powder room stall. You rue the rebellious lines you penned. But we forgive you, we welcome you in. You're here my dear No cause to rebel, Convert to the top! We'll treat you well. (private note for elvira - DO NOT READ) psst, elvira... I think deVine bought my pretty prose. She'll be sure to turn traitor to her fellow bottom feeders. Get ready to read her abdication from the bottom feeding clan. She'll be joining our group any minute now.... any minute..... get ready to change the score... any minute.... [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-20-99).] |
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Ladycat
since 1999-07-05
Posts 782At the edge and a doorway,TX |
You missed one elvira.. You missed my husband Darquewing.. DeVine, come over to the darkside.. It's calling your name.. Top Feeder.. Top Feeder.. Alicat, if you edit my post again, I'm going to.. I'm going to put tape on your back paws and make you walk around like that all day.. How do you like them apples? Ali, you know that I wouldn't do anything like that to you.. What I would really do it tie a ball to a string and then tie it to you so that you would have to chase it all day.. hehehe Love, Lady ------------------ Live in my world just once and you'll find yourself enraptured. |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
It is a commonly held professional opinion, that those who roll their T.P. from the top are in reality suffering from severe mental disorders, stemming from poor toilet training as children. They are insecure and forced to make themselves feel better by browbeating others. The "toppness" of their toilet behavior is simply a defensive measure used to reassure themselves that they are not as inferior as they really are. Their Id is in conflict with their Ego, resulting in poor sanitary habits. We should really feel sorry for them and put a pool together to fund their therapy.
BOTTOM!!! BOTTOM!!! BOTTOM!!! BOTTOM!!! |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
 I shall never surrender to the dark forces! |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
I have to confess this - we bottom-feeders do seriously seem to be on the defensive. Hmmm - WE NEED MORE RECRUITS! |
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Miss Behavin' Member
since 1999-06-16
Posts 84 |
TOP 'O The MORNIN' |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
deVine OMG - have you no sense of honor???? Have you no sense of decency??? Are you really that low?? Who told you I was a sucker for that glorious song?? Was it Lorelei??? elvira...HELP!!!! I don't know if I can hold out against the Battle Hymn of the Public Toilet.... I'm slipping fast...faster....erk... must change to bottom... must change.... Glory glory haleluia.... slipping fast.... save me elvira... deVine ..was... too.. much... for ..me.. to .. resist........ Christopher... I agree... I need therapy... please send me your credit card number and expiration date... I'm sure your allies will reimburse you... ;-) [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-21-99).] |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Hey LngJhnAg - aren't i just the teeniest bit persuasive too....? CHANGE NOW!!! |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LngJhn - you will love it here as a bottom feeder - WELCOME........ elvira, |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
(sniffles) I feel so low and unworthy. Elvira, please forgive me... I had no idea I was this weak... (rubbing whiny eyes). Please, give me a second chance? |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Miss Behavin' - you are a new member here, and you haven't been told about posting rules. In the future, you must tell ME how you do those really neato postings, or please post before me so I will not post and thereby look so dull in comparison to you. This is only courtesy... I'm sorry (but not really). Your post was superb, and mine are not. Therefore... there must be something wrong with you..... lol |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
If you go back to the top feeders, we won't teach you our bottom feeders secret handshake!......it's a little underhanded (pun alert!)....... |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
THE TP SOLUTION HAS BEEN FOUND!!In an obscure restaurant in Yarmouthport, Cape Cod...... In the Men's Room - I understand that men don't choose to have to "think" about this dilemma..... It's really quite simple, folks - I saw it for myself - ....There were two rolls on the wall - one over, one under.... and one roll sitting on the solitary commode - for the side-winders......... (I really think it's scary - I'm getting neurotic - looking everywhere I go at the toilet paper - and how it's rolled... It's your fault, elvira) |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
[This message has been edited by elvira (edited 08-22-99).] |
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Ladycat
since 1999-07-05
Posts 782At the edge and a doorway,TX |
Severn.. Devine... I will stand for it no longer.. Top Feeders shall unite against you horrid bottome feeders.. We shall overcome.. Long John.. Stand up to them.. Be a man.. Have you no shame.. Running to them at the drop of a hat.. Come back top feeders need you.. Fight for us and our rights.. We will no longer get treated this way by the likes of DeVine and Severn.. This fight will not end like this.. |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Elvira - it isn't over yet!!! And as for you Ladycat - well! I (magnanimously) forgive your ignorance, one day you'll understand....Bottomfeeders don't promote war or battle, no: we are a peace loving clan, who bear the world's (the top feeders section of it anyway) ignorance, heavily on our shoulders. Join us friend, and revel in the joys of bottom feeding!!!!! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Looking this way then that, Severn? or LadyCat? I've been so totally confused, Not one sheet have I used. Please, oh please help me here, Bottom or top is no longer clear. Bottom or top or even sideways, I haven't gone in the past 3 days! |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
I guess I no longer need TP 'cause I have just read this entire thread and I've laughed my A** off (How's that for neutrality?) ------------------ The only man worth your tears will never make you cry... |
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traveler Member
since 1999-08-17
Posts 119 |
Hmmmm .. after careful consideration... I prefer the bottom ... under rather than over... |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Bottom Feeders....Top Feeders I don't really care as long as the job gets done though from the top is not nearly as messy as the bottom. Btw....white T.P. is the only way to go. The colored and patterned stuff can cause rectal cancer according to our esteemed? surgeon general. ------------------ Words lay dormant in the recesses of the mind til called forth to a labor of love. By WildChild |
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Colin Senior Member
since 1999-06-05
Posts 596Callington, Cornwall, England |
Well, I don't quite remember where I heard this... think it was some comedy program on BBC2 years ago. The British Standards Institute have introduced a new wiping method, using 5 sheets of toilet paper. The new method consists of 5 strokes, one per sheet. 1 up, 1 down, 1 left, 1 right and 1 to polish. ------------------ I believe in fairy tales but then I'm just a silly romantic, what do I know? |
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Colin Senior Member
since 1999-06-05
Posts 596Callington, Cornwall, England |
Hmmm a little question for Nan.... having just read this: "In an obscure restaurant in Yarmouthport, Cape Cod...... In the Men's Room - I understand that men don't choose to have to "think" about this dilemma..... It's really quite simple, folks - I saw it for myself - ...." My one question is, WHAT were you doing in the MEN'S room in an obscure resteraunt anywhere *8) ------------------ I believe in fairy tales but then I'm just a silly romantic, what do I know? |
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Ladycat
since 1999-07-05
Posts 782At the edge and a doorway,TX |
I think that I have figured it out.. What you have ot do is take the toilet paper off of the roller and turn it sideways and tear it from either left or right side.. Would that then start another conflict? Which to choose? Left or Right? I think that I have now confused myself.. I give!!! love, Lady |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Well now, Eric - ...um...IRonic as it seems, I did actually have an escort who had the same vested interest as I - He actually was the sleuth who uncovered the condition of the rolls... and simply invited me into the Men's room to bare WitNess....  |
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Colin Senior Member
since 1999-06-05
Posts 596Callington, Cornwall, England |
I understand completely *8) ------------------ I believe in fairy tales but then I'm just a silly romantic, what do I know? |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
I clawed my way through, only to confess, I'm a bottom feeder too. Hey, can I borrow that anthem? It's great! ------------------ "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Add another TOP feeder to the list! Take from the top use on your bottom!!! The only way to go... |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
And so it goes on....and on.... if you let it roll from the top...BOTTOM GIVES CONTROL!! |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Here it is in 2012 and I had the same question going on Facebook, being a top feeder and "always right" I challenged everyone to say what was the right way, top or bottom feeder. Heck all I had to do was come here and see all you brainiacs discussing the topic to find the answer. I would like to know what kind of man invited you into a men's washroom too Nan? I have gone in them at concerts out of sheer necessity, but no one ever invited me in - lucky you! LOL |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
It was definitely my lucky day - We had some serious fun for sure.. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
OK, Sharon....it's your lucky day. Wanna see my bathroom??????  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
She's probably going to ask if you've cleaned the tub.... |
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