Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
Paper towels? TP? They're NOT the same? OMG - what about Saran Wrap???? Not it too!!!
Hint for Heloise...
Dear Heloise, my helpful friend,
I have a new wonderful hint.
When you need TP and you are out,
(caused by a bottom feeder, no doubt).
You can skip a day or three,
Let things harden, wait and see.
You'll recover and feel much better,
By switching to a Black and Decker.
I start with hundred grit, no more,
To work it down til I get sore.
For finishing work, I get the rest,
With 220 grit, which works the best.
All of this work can be eschewed,
If from the top you roll then use.
But if you prefer to roll from bottom,
Use Black & Decker, if you got 'em.