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Duncan's Day Off
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Duncan's Day Off |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Duncan’s Day Off (or why little dogs should stay on the porch) I am not a patient guy, I get bored quite easily Sometimes my need to be entertained, goes beyond reality Now at those times, if I was wise I’d jump in the car, take a drive Pick up that book, I’ve been meaning to read Hoe the garden, get it ready to seed Clean out a closet, vacuum the rug Take a walk in nature, make friends with a bug But more often than not, I think it’d be fun To sit at this computer, with a big glass of Rum And play in my mind, all the games the big dogs play Jump right off that porch, run bold into the day Full of 80 proof courage, and Chihuahua bravado I still think that, I'm quite the stud, though And I’m running with the big dogs, till Trace comes pulling in Sees the mess around the yard, asks me where I’ve been And before I can stop it, my tail’s between my legs I’m not sure what I did yet, but it ain’t too soon to beg Forgive me for the newspapers, torn up on the lawn And oh about that bench, you used to like sitting on The shoes, oh the shoes, I’m so busted there Wait here it comes, some crack about my hair Yes I got off the porch, and I really don’t know why It’s my favorite place to be, when I am by your side So next time I feel the need, to entertain myself I promise to do it quietly, with a book from my own shelf |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Hey listen darlin, if everytime you jump off the porch, I get flowers like the ones today, I’ll be pushin you off the porch!!! You are so cute  If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Duncan, A good write and I enjoyed the read, you old dog. |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (smiles) Awwwwwwww, I love to read sooooooo much, just as when it gets all warm outside, I always love to go out and make friends with bugs too! (giggles in delight) This is beautiful, sweet friend, it sounds like such a peacefully delightful day off you had, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Duncan, thank you for sharing!   May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Tiersdin Member Elite
since 2000-11-17
Posts 2364east coast |
Cute one, Duncan! *chuckles* ~Tier |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling).. Hey Duncan..want to go chase cars with me..and I know a great place to ogle the ladies... Tracie won't mind much... and I hear the rum is excellent ( don't know myself as I can't drink it anymore..every since that time..but we won't talk about that) Come on man..I heard the fleas even had rythm down at the Dog House Come on man..we can chase.... cars..yeah that's it. |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
See Trace!!! I told ya it wasn't my fault. It's a conspiracy. See Ron trying to get me off the porch? I ain't budgin', nope. Not chasin no cars...OR WOMEN!!! I'm a good dawg, huh darlin? (Hey Ron, I'll say I gotta go out for a visit to the hydrant, you meet me around the corner, ok? But be real quiet...she hears EVERYTHING!) |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Hey Dunc... no problem ( oops said that too loud didn't I) ( whispering now) Hmmm.. I do know a place they say you can get your belly scratched... but heard the kibble wasn't too good there... geez... maybe tracie could just fetch us a couple of bones and we could go gnaw on them in the back yard.... I am getting rather old you know... ( which hydrant? ) I'm sure she'll trust you out with me... |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Well, she might let me go out to the yard, as long as she was watchin'. (Think she'd believe us if we said yer person said you could invite me over for dinner at yer house...worth a try, huh?) |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Sure, worth a try.... Want to ask her or want me to? Pardon me..( i had an itch) Where was I? Oh yeah... I got it.. lets tell her my person is taking us to obediance school down at pet smartness... needs you to go along to help me with my manners around other dogs. |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
(Oh yeah! Good one, Ron...she'll believe that one real easy. Me being such a southern gentleman and all. Hey, yer pretty smart for an old dog. Think you could teach me a few tricks?) Yeah, darlin...I'm just layin here on the porch, talkin to my friend, Ron. Hey, his person wants to know.....please, please...can I, can I?!?!?!? |
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A Whisper's Caress Senior Member
since 2000-11-03
Posts 791on the horizon of a fairytale |
Duncan, you can run around my yard anytime....this is precious. |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Obedience school huh? Yeah right. Last time I tried to take you there you whined for a week, then ate my best shoes!!! And now you’re BEGGING to go there?!?!?! Okay, maybe they’ll teach you to stop peeing on my furniture!! ROFL If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
ya know, right this second I am surrounded by 10 dogs....that's right 10 (3 big babies and 7 puppies )ROFL Tracey, I'm gonna have to buy you one of those short leashes, they work really well, keeps my dawg just where I want him  (cute write Cowboy) |
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Decaflame Senior Member
since 2001-05-11
Posts 1635 |
Very cute...thank you for the smiles... |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
I love it, Duncan, you alway make something fun happen around here. Sandra PS They say dogs are very loyal LOL |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Oh yeah, SEA...get her that short leash, and can I have one of those collars with spikes on it, too. That oughtta make me look tough! Sandra...Thanks for always bein' in the audience. I do love the attention!! ERFKAD...Didn't mean to pee on that lamp...thought it was your real estate agent!! (Hey, there is a BIG resemblance!) Thanks all...for coming around for another episode of the Tracey Skipp and Duncan show! |
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strbbux Member Elite
since 2001-12-19
Posts 3859 |
HAHAHAHAHA Duncan my boy, dont know how this got past me but it is a winner. Oh I love it so much, so much fun reading it. floria Floria |
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walker Member Elite
since 2001-02-11
Posts 2240Florida |
Now Duncan Chihuahua bravado will not get you in that much trouble.... just don't hang around with the big dogs if you drink too much and don't get lured, just keep the distance  (That's a tip from your Uncle Larry) |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
  I sure hope she gives you a really great doggie treat for that adorable poem, Duncan. Bow..Ow copyright2002 Lyra Nesius |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO. Duncan, don't you know you'll NEVER get a day off with a gal like the Trace? Much less a day off the lease? LOL, this epidsode is so much better than any TV comedy series. Does she give you those little Snausage treats when you're really really good? PS, this line is GREAT! "Full of 80 proof courage, and Chihuahua bravado" [This message has been edited by Midnitesun (03-22-2002 11:05 PM).] |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Hey, don’t you be peeing on my real estate agent, he found me the perfect garage…it even comes with a house!!! Besides, what ya worried about, I thought you said he’s a fairy…surely a big stud like you wouldn’t be worried!!!….erfkad If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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skyshine
since 2002-02-07
Posts 3058Beneath the northern stars |
So what kind of flowers did you get her? Very cute, Duncan!  sky |
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